(YOU ARE MAKING ME WANT TO WRITE WILLIAM BECKETT AS A LESBIAN, YOU REALIZE THAT RIGHT. And he'd be the worst lesbian EVER. He'd be the one who'd start lots of drama at the dyke bar on Satruday night and then read a spoken-word piece about it at open mic on Monday. And somewhere in the audience Mikey would be all :||| because she was totally there and that so did not happen, Beckett. And then they'd make out.)

In the meantime- chocolate milkshakes? :DDD?