Just because I didn't say anything last night...

[ishyface]

Bandit Lee. Bandit Lee. Her name is Bandit Lee and she is gonna be a superhero and wear a cape and mask and fight crime and fly around in an invisible jet and she will never, ever be normal, EVER.

♥_♥

I am losing childfree street cred by the minute here. FTR: I still don't want babies! I just wanna get all starry-eyed over everyone else's.

Comments

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

Alicia mentioned Bandit on Twitter and used female pronouns, so I'm pretty sure it's a girl. Which is good, because Bandit is an okay name for a baby boy but for a girl that shit is fucking EPIC. Man.

Dracula can be her confirmation name!

[redheaded-itch.livejournal.com]

YESSSSS A GIRL. AMAZING.

Can you imagine how ridiculous Gerard is gonna get with a DAUGHTER? Holy fuck.

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

Also, I only just clued in to the fact that the middle person in your icon is Axl Rose and not a hot French chick. And I don't know how to feel about that.

[yan-tan-tether.livejournal.com]

See, I don't even like kids. But BANDIT LEE! ♥____♥

And her and Violet can be, like, a crime fighting duo.

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

YES.

[twobit.livejournal.com]

I love how everyone is getting the news from LEVAR BURTON.

[mresundance.livejournal.com]

This. Wins.

! :D

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

Dean.

Somehow- possibly because I am a dumbfuck- I never realized that Levar Burton was "that guy from Reading Rainbow and also Star Trek."

And now I know. And I may DIE.

[redheaded-itch.livejournal.com]

WHAT.

[mresundance.livejournal.com]

BAAAANDIT LEEEEE.

*SQUEE*

Definitely needs a song for her. <3

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

I'm trying to imagine what that song would sound like.

I'm hearing guitar solos and Romero references.

[1-2-suckerpunch.livejournal.com]

SERIOUSLY?

Ew.
Wtf.

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

>:( DON'T YOU HARSH MY MELLOW.

[shitgun.livejournal.com]

that is the best name ever.

also, i hope this baby knows that the mancub is pretty much the betrothed version of her bff.

i maintain that babies are sometimes cute as long as they go home with someone else.

[redheaded-itch.livejournal.com]

Betrothed? Waitwaitwait, is this gonna turn into a bandom version of The Lion King?? Cause I gotta say, I wanna see Schecter as Zazu.

("Affianced! Intended!" And then he gets sat on by a rhino. His life, so hard.)

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

DON'T MAKE ME RECAST IT

... wait but that means Pete would be thrown off a cliff and trampled by wildebeest :(

[redheaded-itch.livejournal.com]

I didn't say it had to be entirely faithful! Just in a whole Bronx and Bandit together in love fighting for the sort of life they grew up in. They're gonna save the scene!! Or revolutionize it into something beautiful and new and that too is gonna be awesome except I will be OLD by the time they do it, grr!

[shitgun.livejournal.com]

omg, yes please. audrey kitching can play rafikki (because she has the awesome hair for it) and hold mancub over all of bandom

(as a child i kind of wanted him as a pet.)

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

I KNOW. I am glad that I am not going to have kids because I would give them all ridiculous names and they'd hate me, but everyone in bandom seems willing to hand out ridiculous names for me! :D

[shitgun.livejournal.com]

naming them is the best reason to have babies. whereas pets, you also get to name, don't have to birth, and they have adorable, furry faces, and weird shenanigans that bring the humor to your day.

[sunshinesounds.livejournal.com]

SHE HAS NEARLY THE SAME BIRTHDAY AS ME, ISH.

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

I KNOW AND IT IS ~FAB

[strangecreature.livejournal.com]

FTR: I still don't want babies! I just wanna get all starry-eyed over everyone else's.

Exactly, exactly!

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

I like kids, I do! I'd just forget to feed them if I had them. :/

[escherzo.livejournal.com]

That is a name made for kicking ass and taking names, for real.

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

That kid is gonna be the baddest five-year-old in kindergarden, for realz.