Fuzzy Sawyer, funny Sawyer, Sawyer Sawyer Locke!

Am I the last person in the world to see this? I am, aren't I?

Oh God I can't stop listening to it.

I was once an airplane
I lived in a cave
But I never saw the way
Alex is my slave
I was not yet three years dead
But I haunted Jack
And now listen little child
To the man on crack!