Well, the not-quite-ten-year-anniversary Stripes show. They're playing in Cape Breton the night after they play Halifax, so we'll probably get to hear Jack ramble on about how his ancestors were Scottish carpenters who explored the Canadian wilds before settling down in a Southern one-room schoolhouse to paint fences and bake shortbread and shit.
And Meg will be all "See what I have to put up with?" (And then wiggle her toes, because she will probably not be wearing shoes.)
But he'll get away with it because he's Jack White, and he's already gotten away with marrying a woman he'd only known for a few weeks in a canoe on the Amazon.
Hooray shortbread. With little red cherries on top.
Meg looks so hot right now. Well, not at this instant, I don't know what she looks like at this instant, but she looks pretty fine on the cover of Exclaim! and the album. :)
!!!!!!!! You can't just THROW AWAY a dildo! That's like the number one commandment of ... I don't know what! Thingy! fgdfjidfjh THERE ARE CHILDREN STARVING IN ETHIOPIA AND YOU THREW AWAY A DILDO.
I mean you could have at least mailed it to me and I would have put it on display in my living room. 8D
WINZORZ. I've always wanted to be quoted on somebody's gravestone, srsly.
AND YOU HAD BETTER. Otherwise I will not be pleased. I might be forced to send Goldstein after you. HE WILL PLAGUE YOU WITH CLOTHESPINS, DUDE. JUST WATCH. CLOTHESPINS TO HIM ARE LIKE NINJA STARS TO A .. NINJA. >_> YEAH SHUT UP.
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Used, new? Didja buy it, ya perve?
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And NO I DID NOT BUY IT. I would never buy a used dildo.
Sell it, maybe. But never buy it.
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I mean, aren't you going to the ten year anniversary Stripes show. "envy"
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And Meg will be all "See what I have to put up with?" (And then wiggle her toes, because she will probably not be wearing shoes.)
But he'll get away with it because he's Jack White, and he's already gotten away with marrying a woman he'd only known for a few weeks in a canoe on the Amazon.
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Meg looks so hot right now. Well, not at this instant, I don't know what she looks like at this instant, but she looks pretty fine on the cover of Exclaim! and the album. :)
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And it was yellow.
*is so psyched about this it's truly ridiculous*
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Like King Kong, but with dildos.
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I mean you could have at least mailed it to me and I would have put it on display in my living room. 8D
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Okay hi this is TOTALLY GOING ON MY GRAVESTONE PLZ.
Next time I find a dildo I will be sure to mail it to you, gayface.
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AND YOU HAD BETTER. Otherwise I will not be pleased. I might be forced to send Goldstein after you. HE WILL PLAGUE YOU WITH CLOTHESPINS, DUDE. JUST WATCH. CLOTHESPINS TO HIM ARE LIKE NINJA STARS TO A .. NINJA. >_> YEAH SHUT UP.
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...and also, Wow.
(for my own curiosity's sake, please tell me you wear gloves to sort donations!)
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Anarchy that is.
. . . . . . . <-- This pause is not indicative of me pondering how I can fit a dildo in a donation bag into my writing. Particularly Antillia.
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I'm not sure whether this makes me more inclined or less inclined to apply to work at Valu Village, but it's pretty funny.