I believe the answer is "Heck yes!"

[ishyface]

My life has reached its pinnacle.

That's right.

I finally found a dildo in one of the donation bags.

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[ishyface.livejournal.com]

We had to throw it away, sadly. Because if not it would have killed us with yellow phallotry or something.

Like King Kong, but with dildos.

[facemeetpalm.livejournal.com]

!!!!!!!! You can't just THROW AWAY a dildo! That's like the number one commandment of ... I don't know what! Thingy! fgdfjidfjh THERE ARE CHILDREN STARVING IN ETHIOPIA AND YOU THREW AWAY A DILDO.

I mean you could have at least mailed it to me and I would have put it on display in my living room. 8D

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

THERE ARE CHILDREN STARVING IN ETHIOPIA AND YOU THREW AWAY A DILDO.

Okay hi this is TOTALLY GOING ON MY GRAVESTONE PLZ.

Next time I find a dildo I will be sure to mail it to you, gayface.

[facemeetpalm.livejournal.com]

WINZORZ. I've always wanted to be quoted on somebody's gravestone, srsly.

AND YOU HAD BETTER. Otherwise I will not be pleased. I might be forced to send Goldstein after you. HE WILL PLAGUE YOU WITH CLOTHESPINS, DUDE. JUST WATCH. CLOTHESPINS TO HIM ARE LIKE NINJA STARS TO A .. NINJA. >_> YEAH SHUT UP.