!!!!!!!! You can't just THROW AWAY a dildo! That's like the number one commandment of ... I don't know what! Thingy! fgdfjidfjh THERE ARE CHILDREN STARVING IN ETHIOPIA AND YOU THREW AWAY A DILDO.
I mean you could have at least mailed it to me and I would have put it on display in my living room. 8D
WINZORZ. I've always wanted to be quoted on somebody's gravestone, srsly.
AND YOU HAD BETTER. Otherwise I will not be pleased. I might be forced to send Goldstein after you. HE WILL PLAGUE YOU WITH CLOTHESPINS, DUDE. JUST WATCH. CLOTHESPINS TO HIM ARE LIKE NINJA STARS TO A .. NINJA. >_> YEAH SHUT UP.
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I mean you could have at least mailed it to me and I would have put it on display in my living room. 8D
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Okay hi this is TOTALLY GOING ON MY GRAVESTONE PLZ.
Next time I find a dildo I will be sure to mail it to you, gayface.
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AND YOU HAD BETTER. Otherwise I will not be pleased. I might be forced to send Goldstein after you. HE WILL PLAGUE YOU WITH CLOTHESPINS, DUDE. JUST WATCH. CLOTHESPINS TO HIM ARE LIKE NINJA STARS TO A .. NINJA. >_> YEAH SHUT UP.