Really, he's making his whole religion look like a bunch of morons. I have to wonder how long it'll be before some right-thinking Christian sect runs over him with a tour bus or something.
If I were still within shouting distance of Christianity, I'd do it under that banner, and gladly. As it is, I'll do it because I'm a human being who's sick of his poisonous raving.
God TOTALLY digs movies. He's more into the classics, like Casa Blanca and Gone With the Wind, and sometimes when Jesus comes over to spend the night (because that asswipe landlord evicted him, AGAIN), he tries to make his dad watch indie flicks like Elephant or Jesus Christ, Vampire Hunter, and God just kind of growls at the screen for fifteen minutes before turning it off and watching The Gilmore Girls instead. And Jesus sighs and wishes his dad was a hip cat like him.
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Also, it's nice to see Fox News is citing Wikipedia as a source. Way to go, Fox!
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they need to stfu. kthanks.
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Wait- what's that, Mr. Phelps?
Oh, I'm sorry, a "Jesus-hatin' ball-bustin' hell-bound bulldyke." (Or does Westboro call gay ladies fags, too?)
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No words.
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and maybe kljfkdlsjd!
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actually when i first heard, i thought it was a joke? :[[[[[[ not funny.
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Geesh that is nuts
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