There's not enough black in the Union Jack.

[ishyface]

My favourite uncle just tried to talk to me about how the women's movement contributed to the downfall of the white race. Because ladies are too busy "burning their bras" to pump out MOAR WHITE BABIES, and now? NOW there are BROWN PEOPLE EVERYWHERE.

I had to force myself to stay calm and say, as pleasantly as possible, "Well, I don't think the 'disappearance' of the white race is such a tragedy- there are too many people on the planet anyway." And then I locked myself in my room and started listening to the Manic Street Preachers so I wouldn't start screaming.

God fucking damn it, WHY YOU GOTTA DRINK THE FAILSAUCE UNCLE MICK.

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[mresundance.livejournal.com]

Also, womenfolk are just baby incubators.

I mean, gosh, Ish, don't you KNOW these things?

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

OBVIOUSLY I HAVE BEEN V. POORLY EDUCATED

[escherzo.livejournal.com]

... oh, lovely. FAAAIL.

[mresundance.livejournal.com]

YES. EQUALITY IS SOME WISHY WASHY LIBERAL NOTION.

THERE IS NO SUCH THING.

WOMEN ARE INFERIOR. SO ARE BLACKFOLK.

WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE BROWN AND YELLOW FOLK BELONG.

AND HOMOS R ALL GOING TO HELL FOR ASS-SEKS. TRUFAX.

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

I KNOWWWWWW.

And I can't really say anything to him because he's the only uncle we're on actual good terms with here and he's helped out my mum a lot and just. I. ARGH STOP FAILING FAMILY.

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

BROWN AND YELLOW PEOPLE ARE OBVS JUST TRYING TO CONFRUSTERATE WHITE FOLKS. DITTO THAT FOR BIRACIAL AND BISEXUAL FOLKS. DOUBLE DITTO FOR TRANSFOLKS.

ALSO EQUALITY IS FOR PUSSIES.

[mresundance.livejournal.com]

EQUALITY IS FOR GINORMOUS PUSSIES. LIKE MLK. AND GHANDI. AND NELSON MANDELA.

WHAT THE FUCK EVER DID THOSE DUDES DO FOR HUMANKIND ANYWAYS? EH? BUNCH OF PUSSIES. TOTALLY. AND PROBABLY HOMOS, TOO.

WUT R TRANSFOLKS? ARE THOSE SOME KIND OF ROBOT-PEOPLE?

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

MARTIN LUTHER KING JR/NELSON MANDELA

Y/Y/MFY?

[padparadscha.livejournal.com]

My immediate response would have been "I know. You're welcome!"

It would be more pithy than listing everything wrong with what he said, anyway ...

[padparadscha.livejournal.com]

Don't worry. He probably wouldn't hear you, anyway.

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

He's about sixty percent deaf, so no, probably not.

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

Damn. Wish I'd thought of that at the time.

[redheaded-itch.livejournal.com]

New condition: I will come over for Christmas ONLY if I don't have to talk to any of these fucking people. And if they come see me, I will tell them exactly what I think, and where they can shove their disinformation.

I fucking hate our extended family.

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

I think that is a good condition! It is one I am currently trying to stick to, although it gets difficult when Mum keeps inviting Nan over for dinner. :\

I do too.