ishyface: (*beam*)
the creature from the blog lagoon ([personal profile] ishyface) wrote2008-09-25 03:15 pm

You're a freak show just like me.

From [livejournal.com profile] montrealais: Margaret Atwood is cranky and fabulous.

What's the idea here? That arts jobs should not exist because artists are naughty and might not vote for Mr. Harper? That Canadians ought not to make money from the wicked arts, but only from virtuous oil? That artists don't all live in one constituency, so who cares? Or is it that the majority of those arts jobs are located in Ontario and Quebec, and Mr. Harper is peeved at those provinces, and wants to increase his ongoing gutting of Ontario - $20-billion a year of Ontario taxpayers' money going out, a dribble grudgingly allowed back in - and spank Quebec for being so disobedient as not to appreciate his magnificence? He likes punishing, so maybe the arts-squashing is part of that: Whack the Heartland.

Or is it even worse? Every budding dictatorship begins by muzzling the artists, because they're a mouthy lot and they don't line up and salute very easily. Of course, you can always get some tame artists to design the uniforms and flags and the documentary about you, and so forth - the only kind of art you might need - but individual voices must be silenced, because there shall be only One Voice: Our Master's Voice. Maybe that's why Mr. Harper began by shutting down funding for our artists abroad. He didn't like the competition for media space.


MARGARET ATWOOD STOP MAKING ME LOVE YOU. STOP IT RIGHT NOW.

(Just kidding, never stop.)

I just finished a book by Patrick O'Leary called The Gift, and it was the most intense, engrossing read I've had in a long while. It's kind of a fantasy, but it's not like any other fantasy I've read- sad and sharp and funny and horrifying and beautiful and painful, like all the best fairy tales distilled. It's a book about stories, and the danger of power, and the redemption of love. The kind of book that makes you feel refreshed and excited just because it exists. I'm glad I read it.

(Especially after A Song For Arbonne. I have never eyerolled so hard at a book before. Women are tender delicate nurturing moonbeams who must gentle their menfolk! You can tell that evil people are evil because they enjoy oral sex! "AMUSING" IS THE ONLY ADJECTIVE IN THE WORLD! Fuck you, Guy Gavriel Kay. Fuck. You.)

I discovered yesterday that Patrick Wolf's The Magic Position is the best album to listen to at night on the bus, when it's starting to rain and the streetlights have just turned on. (That sounds laughably specific, I know, but it's not really.)

Then, when I got home, I discovered this present from my mother on my bed:

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Gosh, Mum, what are you trying to say exactly? YOU ARE BEING TOO SUBTLE. I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
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[identity profile] ishyface.livejournal.com 2008-09-26 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
Supposedly A Song For Arbonne is meant to be a feminist text. (According to my Sci Fi and Fantasy prof, anyway.) Personally, I think that if you want your work to be considered "feminist" you'd better make your female characters, you know, complex and interesting and motivated by something other than love and dudes and loving dudes. Guy Gavriel Kay is kind of faily in that regard. And, um, in almost every other. (Also, somebody should tell him sometime that if you're a guy, and you like other guys, you are in fact able to think about other things sometimes!) Margaret Atwood would school him. SCHOOL. HIM.

[identity profile] uncommon-crow.livejournal.com 2008-09-26 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
Damn, there's another reason for Harper to hate me... as though being gay, trans, disabled and poor wasn't enough. Oh, and I'm also not a fundie Xtian like he is, that's another one. And I believe women have the right to control their own bodies too.

*sigh* The way things are going in federal politics, eventually I'll be writing to you from jail.

[identity profile] ishyface.livejournal.com 2008-09-26 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
Damn right, you pinko commie queer.

(Maybe we'll be cellmates! I call top bunk.)

[identity profile] uncommon-crow.livejournal.com 2008-09-26 04:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I only wish. I could use a cool cellmate right about now.

[identity profile] ishyface.livejournal.com 2008-09-26 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
I WILL BE YOUR CELLMATE, DEV-MY-DEAR. WE CAN TRAIN RATS TOGETHER. AND WHEN WE GET OUT OF JAIL WE CAN TOUR OUR MAGICAL MYSTERY RAT CIRCUS, COMPLETE WITH LITTLE HATS.

[identity profile] uncommon-crow.livejournal.com 2008-09-27 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
*scruffles you*

Sounds like a plan.

[identity profile] jilly-ma-bean.livejournal.com 2008-09-26 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
So true story, I’m taking a Canadian fiction class and I don’t have a single Atwood reading which I didn’t think was legal for a Canadian fiction class. I do how ever have one Lawrence reading so I guess they can’t send my prof. to literary jail for to long.
p.s. I officially hate Catherine Parr Trail and Susana moodie

[identity profile] ishyface.livejournal.com 2008-09-26 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
WHAT THE SHIT IS THAT. No Atwood, Jeeeeeeeesus. (I still hate Margaret Lawrence.)

P.S.: Are they the pioneer women who wrote stuff like, "Dear diary: Today I was bitten by a mosquito. The goats were sad"?

[identity profile] jilly-ma-bean.livejournal.com 2008-09-27 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
yup yup, and how about its so amazing that all the classes are equal, but they still have servants who are not allowed to eat with them

[identity profile] ishyface.livejournal.com 2008-09-28 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
Well, DUH. Obviously it's the servants' ~MAGICAL CLEANING GENE that makes them eat somewhere else, not social inequality!

Ughhhhh, classist pioneer ladies. :((((

[identity profile] redheaded-itch.livejournal.com 2008-09-26 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
ELELELELELELELELELELEL!!!!

DID YOU WATCH THE OFFICE TONIGHT??????

DID YOU DID YOU DID YOU??

[identity profile] ishyface.livejournal.com 2008-09-26 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I DID NOT WHY DID SOMETHING TERRIBLY EXCITING HAPPEN

[identity profile] bleedingcherub.livejournal.com 2008-09-26 07:21 am (UTC)(link)
I actually don't understand the shirt thing.

[identity profile] ishyface.livejournal.com 2008-09-26 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
She got it free with a case of beer, so I think the intended message is "LOOK LOTS OF BEER." However, HER intended message to ME was "YOU'RE FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT."

[identity profile] bleedingcherub.livejournal.com 2008-09-26 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
nuh-uh. why would she call you fat? esp. since you're about as healthy weight as healthy weight comes.

[identity profile] ishyface.livejournal.com 2008-09-28 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
Eh, she calls everyone fat. (Except my little brother. Because he might cry.)
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[identity profile] yan-tan-tether.livejournal.com 2008-09-26 03:32 pm (UTC)(link)
I haven't read A Song for Arbonne and after reading this I definitely won't bother! This did make me giggle though: You can tell that evil people are evil because they enjoy oral sex.

Does everyone not know that well-known fact??!

[identity profile] ishyface.livejournal.com 2008-09-26 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Seriously! They should teach that in schools- if you're hankerin' for a BJ you might as well just shoot a puppy now. It's science.