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[ishyface]

Things that are not cool about the latest issue of Out magazine:

Katy Perry being on the cover.

Things that are cool about the latest issue of Out Magazine:



Could she look more like the boy from the wrong side of the tracks in a 50s rom-com? Could she be more blatantly checking Tegan out? Could I be more freaking in love with her?

(No, no, and no.)

Comments

[1-2-suckerpunch.livejournal.com]

OH HOT. OH MY GOD.

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

I KNOW. Who knew she could rock the androgyny so well?

[1-2-suckerpunch.livejournal.com]

ALL OF THEM, though. THE WHOLE GODDAMN PICTURE IS MAKING ME SPOOGE.

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

It is awesome. So awesome it's like all the awesome in the world decided to chill in that one photograph.

[mresundance.livejournal.com]

*jawfloor*

MMMMRRRR. YUM.

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

I KNOW. When I saw a casual picture from this shoot a while back I wondered why they were dressed so differently and now it all makes sense. Sexy, sexy sense.

[ladydreamer.livejournal.com]

I admit, I didn't know that Racheal Maddow was gay, but I had HOPED.

Now I need to arrange a happenstance meeting.

Out Magazine sucks. I gave up on them a long time ago.

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

Rachel Maddow is awesome.

I know. I don't know whether I dislike them or The Advocate more, but this has me leaning towards the former. :/

[iamsupernova.livejournal.com]

Jesus christ on a cracker, this is doing all sorts of interesting things to my brain.

So basically, you're interested in loads of things I am also interested in, and your posts appear to be quite rad, and I would love to friend you!






..........esp Neil Gaiman! Amanda Palmer! Hardcore!Rihanna/Lyn-Z/Riot!Alicia!!!!! MARRIED CANON OTPS!

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

Awesome- I'll friend you back.

I LOVE ALL THOSE THINGS KIND OF A LOT. There should be some knd of sexy party that combines all of them plus Amanda's ukelele for ultimate shenaniganery.

[iamsupernova.livejournal.com]

Sweeeet. Now I can feel slightly less guilty for being utterly fascinated by your posts. You're so interesting!

Also, high five, Canada!

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

Aw, thanks. :D

[bleedingcherub.livejournal.com]

as long as your name isn't Mike...

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

irl lol

[iamsupernova.livejournal.com]

...It most certainly is not.

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

Good!

[iamsupernova.livejournal.com]

Ahahah, awkward! I have several of those brands of tool in my classes this semester and I do hope none of them find my LJ! I've experienced some of that awkward get-to-know-you business on facebook myself. Not v appealing.

Okay, no, I'd never sayy "charming aura". Sry, Mike.

[twobit.livejournal.com]

UNFORTUNATELY, MY KATY PERRY HATE IS ECLIPSING EVERYTHING ELSE

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

THAT IS A LEGITIMATE RESPONSE

[http://users.livejournal.com/selina_/]

HATE HATE HATE. OH I KNOES, I'M BORED WITH MY BOYFRIEND, SO WITH HIS EXPRESS PERMISSION BECAUSE MEN ARE MORE INTELLIGENT, I WILL KISS A LESBIAN BECAUSE THEY HAS NO FEELINGS AND IT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING AND IT TURNS ON ALL THE BOYS. IF MY BOYFRIEND KISSED A BOY THOUGH I'D DUMP HIM IN A FLASH CAUSE THAT'S SICK.

/RANT OVER.

GAHH.

[montrealais.livejournal.com]

Either that, or I can now harass unsuspecting gay guys to kiss my large, homophobic boyfriends. Which I suppose is equality except for UR DOING IT WRONG.

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

OH AND ALSO IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER IF I KISS A GIRL BECAUSE IT'S ~INNOCENT. BUT ALSO IT'S NOT WHAT GOOD GIRLS DO. I MEAN. WHAT?

[shitgun.livejournal.com]

THIS IS THE BEST FIRST THING TO SEE IN THE MORNING EVER. :D

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

I KNOW. AMANDAAAAAAAA.

[shitgun.livejournal.com]

DREAMYSIGH.

[hannastar.livejournal.com]

I saw that photo yesterday (possibly in queer_rage?) and immediately saved it in my porn and pretty people folder. That's now at least 3 photos featuring Ms Palmer that have made it into what my very lovely but not very subtle friend Robbie refers to as "the wank bank"

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

I totally do not have a folder just like that. Nope. No way.

[hannastar.livejournal.com]

Oh, totally of course not. And you certainly won't be adding this to it, either.

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

Dear Amanda Palmer:

I WILL TAKE YOU SHOPPING.

Love,
Gee

[ahimsa114.livejournal.com]

I'm so pissed that they apparently forgot that gay dudes have been mad at her, too! What about how stupid and wrong-headed that "Ur so gay" song was! She doesn't just anger lesbians! Gaaaah!

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

Katy Perry fails so hard and in so many ways, and so does whoever made this editorial decision. >:(

[ahimsa114.livejournal.com]

Oh, but Super <3 to afterellen! Love love love that site!

[braintastic.livejournal.com]

1. Amanda Palmer ftw!

2. why does Katy Perry have to ruin everything? no, really. D:

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

1. Every time I think she can't be cooler she proves me wrong. :D

2. She really does. D:

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

I want to give whoever wrote that piece a big slice of word pie, with a tall cold glass of word.

[dragged-up.livejournal.com]

THIS PHOTO IS THE BEST THING I'VE SEEN ALL WEEK

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

ILIT SO MUCH IT MAKES ME KEYSMASH

AJNKLBFRHJOBRJEKPVHKP

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

NEGATIVE, AMANDA, COME HERE FIRST BC IT IS CLOSER THAN AUSTRALIA

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

OH FUCK I FORGOT YOU GUYS HAVE MISSY HIGGINS AND ALSO THE VERONICAS

...

CHANGE OF PLANS AMANDA WE SHALL MEET IN AUSTRALIA AND CRASH ON KATIE'S COUCH

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

WHETHER OR NOT WE ALL CRASH ON YOUR BED IS DEPENDANT ON WHETHER OR NOT THERE WILL BE PILLOW FIGHTS OBVS

[crazykawaii.livejournal.com]

Um, best photo ever.

If only they made a poster-sized version.

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

I would KILL for a poster-sized version.

... Well, not kill. Maim.

... Well, not maim. Glare viciously.