A video, a recipe, and an executive transvestite. Woo!

[ishyface]

Something that yan_tan_tether found: an ooooold video from Mikeyway's birthday party! (Sorry if this is old news, I haven't seen it before.)

Thoughts:

- Gerard, bb, if I can recognize you from the back because of your incredibly poor posture it is time to stand up fucking straight.
- Mikeyway is a lesbian! Seriously. I know like five queer girls who look just like him.
- Cannibal Corpse, Toro? Really? :\
- Ahahahaaaaa, Frank is getting into a fight. OF COURSE.

Recipe for the best mug of hot chocolate EVER: Pour milk (white and chocolate) into saucepan, add liberal splashes of chocolate syrup and Bailey's. Bring to a boil and pour into cup- commemorative Shag Harbour china mug, for preference- then add six Lindor Milk Chocolate Truffles and stir. Your tastebuds will be happy, although your teeth may not.

Unrelatedly, I am so fucking gay for Eddie Izzard right now it's not even funny.

Comments

[immelmanturn.livejournal.com]

Pfft, Eddie Izzard can come have sex with my family any time he wants.

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

His tunes are very sexy indeed, Mrs. Badcrumble.

[immelmanturn.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately, I do not appear to be covered in bees. Or be in a plastic cup. Or even made of breasts.

He will never love me.