A video, a recipe, and an executive transvestite. Woo!

[ishyface]

Something that yan_tan_tether found: an ooooold video from Mikeyway's birthday party! (Sorry if this is old news, I haven't seen it before.)

Thoughts:

- Gerard, bb, if I can recognize you from the back because of your incredibly poor posture it is time to stand up fucking straight.
- Mikeyway is a lesbian! Seriously. I know like five queer girls who look just like him.
- Cannibal Corpse, Toro? Really? :\
- Ahahahaaaaa, Frank is getting into a fight. OF COURSE.

Recipe for the best mug of hot chocolate EVER: Pour milk (white and chocolate) into saucepan, add liberal splashes of chocolate syrup and Bailey's. Bring to a boil and pour into cup- commemorative Shag Harbour china mug, for preference- then add six Lindor Milk Chocolate Truffles and stir. Your tastebuds will be happy, although your teeth may not.

Unrelatedly, I am so fucking gay for Eddie Izzard right now it's not even funny.

Comments

[iamsupernova.livejournal.com]

I noticed myself doing that in comments a lot, too. Also with "man".

[iamsupernova.livejournal.com]

Mmm, but it's the accent that everyone's obsessed with, no? And the internet fails at accents. I'm Canajn, eh.

[iamsupernova.livejournal.com]

I've noticed quite a large Australian contingent in bandom, which is pretty cool. It means I have people to talk to when I'm awake at an hour no one sane in my timezone would be conscious.

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

Dude, I do it all the time.

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

I have to edit things a lot because I put in too many exclamation points! Which makes it seem like I'm very enthusiastic about things! Or possibly just bouncing up and down like a three-year-old!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

I am sometimes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

For example, I am enthusiastic about that time Mikey Way was hanging out with her buddy (and ex, although she maintains if you dated for less than a week it doesn't actually count as a relationship) Gabrielle Saporta at Lez Bean, the local cafe, and Bill Beckett came in with her usual entourage. And accessories.

"Oh, God," Mikey groaned, because seriously, was there nowhere else for this chick to hang out? "She's gonna play her bongos. Again."

Gabrielle eyed Bill with no small amount of interest. "Dude," she said- Mikey had no idea how she could make a one-syllable word sound so lascivious- "she can play my bongos any time she wants."

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

Well, there's rather a lot of Canada to go through, you know!

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

It really does! (William Beckett has the same problem about 90% of the time, I've noticed. The other 10% of the time he's shirtless.)

It is DELICIOUS, K, YOU NEED TO TRY IT. Except since you're in Australia it is probably too hot for hot chocolate right now.

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

(YOU ARE MAKING ME WANT TO WRITE WILLIAM BECKETT AS A LESBIAN, YOU REALIZE THAT RIGHT. And he'd be the worst lesbian EVER. He'd be the one who'd start lots of drama at the dyke bar on Satruday night and then read a spoken-word piece about it at open mic on Monday. And somewhere in the audience Mikey would be all :||| because she was totally there and that so did not happen, Beckett. And then they'd make out.)

In the meantime- chocolate milkshakes? :DDD?

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

(DO NOT TEMPT ME. Except- except I'd get to write about him stealing everybody's girlfriends and cheating on Women's Studies exams (ahahahahaaaa William Beckett taking Women's Studies) and writing bad poetry about vaginas and God that would be fun. Why do I always turn everyone into a lesbian, K?)

I've never had a soy latte before! Or a soy anything, come to think of it- I think I tasted soy milk exactly once, and my reaction was "YUCK EW GROSS OH GOD MY MOUF TASTES BAD." I was not meant to be a vegan. :(

[iamsupernova.livejournal.com]

I've actually been watching Eddie Izzard videos on youtube for the past half hour!

I recognized Gerard by his bad posture, too. *sigh* I really love how that video confirms so many old!MCR stereotypes. Also- MIKEY PICKING GERARD UP. HOW HILARIOUS IS THAT. Gerard was totally giving him payback that time onstage!



I'm gay for Mikeyway, true facts.

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

Wait wait wait, Gerard picked Mikey up? WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN AND IS THERE VIDEO

(True fact: I often mistype "Gerard" as "Gerad." I choose to believe that this is the universe telling me he's awesome rather than a side effect of my two-finger typing skillz.)

I'm pretty gay for Mikeyway, too. During his lesbian seagull phase, at least.

[iamsupernova.livejournal.com]

At 0:42!

Well, yes. During his gaunt, dark-eyed, dark-haired, sex-booted phase I'm definitely straight for Mikeyway. Brb, looking for Mikeyway picspams. I HAVE A ~NEED.

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

I meant the onstage thing, actually! I feel like I've heard of that before, but I don't think I've ever seen it.

If you find any you should definitely share them! Because I don't wanna go to sleep yet and if I'm not sleeping I might as well be lookin' at someone purdy.

[iamsupernova.livejournal.com]

Oh!

About 1:50, the uploader said.

I checked my picspam tag, and there's at least one good one with some Mikey. Mmmm, Mikeyway.

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

AWWW. Too cute, Ways! :}

I have a couple, I think- here, here, and here.

[redheaded-itch.livejournal.com]

Aaaaaahahaha. I remember this video!

My thoughts, primarily, amount to, "Eee, Mikey can pick up his big brudder! Aww!"

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

YOU SAW IT AND NEVER SHOWED ME????? :(((

[redheaded-itch.livejournal.com]

You've seen it, I swear you have.

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

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[redheaded-itch.livejournal.com]

:O

[immelmanturn.livejournal.com]

Pfft, Eddie Izzard can come have sex with my family any time he wants.

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

His tunes are very sexy indeed, Mrs. Badcrumble.

[immelmanturn.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately, I do not appear to be covered in bees. Or be in a plastic cup. Or even made of breasts.

He will never love me.

[mresundance.livejournal.com]

OH, EDDIE. <3 <3 <3

HAVE MAH BAYYBEEES, PLZ KTHNX.

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

YOUR BBS WOULD BE INVINCIBLE, JESSE. LIKE MAGNIFICENT TRANSGENDERED... DOLPHINS.

(WHY DOLPHINS? I DON'T KNOW. THEY SEEM PRETTY MAGNIFICENT, IS ALL.)

[yan-tan-tether.livejournal.com]

Eddie! <33333

And that hot choc sounds tooth-rottingly delicious.

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

It really is.