today, while playing a thumb piano

[ishyface]

Ish: Hey, Eddie. Apparently Justin Bieber wants to punch the Jonas Brothers.
Little Brother: Really? Huh.
Ish: Man, who would you root for in that fight?
Little Brother: Um... if it was all the Jonas Brothers together? I'd have to go with Beebs. But if he just wanted to fight the fat gay one then I'd support the fat gay one.

Team Fat Gay One forever.

Comments

[private----ryan.livejournal.com]

BUT WHICH IS THE GAY FAT ONE.

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

ME. I AM THE FAT GAY JONAS BROTHER.

[affably.livejournal.com]

Imagine t-shirts and sweatpants emblazoned with "TEAM FAT GAY ONE!

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

I would wear those sweatpants every day of my life.

[and-the-damned.livejournal.com]

Bleh Bieber. He could take Joe and Kevin, but my boo Nick would probably dominate him and ruin his hair in the process

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

Nick looks too delicate to dominate anybody, tbh.

[and-the-damned.livejournal.com]

but have you seen this?
http://celebrity-gossip.net/sites/default/files/imagecache/fullsize_image/images/n/nick-lucie-070810-11.jpg

[mresundance.livejournal.com]

LOLZ.

Some (no, wait, like 50 %) of the comments at ontd are really gross.

Like, "I need a shower now, kthnx" gross.

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

Dude, you know you want to tap the shit out of all four of those motherfuckers. DON'T LIE.

[mresundance.livejournal.com]

THEY ARE LIKE BARELY LEGAL. EVEN IF THEY ARE, THEY DON'T LOOK IT. IT MAKES MY PEDO ALARM BLEEP. D:

[two-grey-rooms.livejournal.com]

i would totally buy a Team Fat Gay One shirt. and wear it to some sort of twilight screening. but i might not survive the fangirl stampede :(.

although yeah, i gotta admit, i have no idea which jonas brother he's referring to.