ishyface: (Oh Em Gee!!!)
the creature from the blog lagoon ([personal profile] ishyface) wrote2005-10-17 02:58 pm

Pirates vs. Ninjas.

Today is the first day of SJA's Fall Fest. Every day has a different theme, and they are almost uniformly crappy rah-rah school-spirit-oriented bullshit themes.
However.
Today was Pirates Versus Ninjas day.
And my English teacher dressed up like a ninja. In a costume previously worn by her son at age eight.
And threatened to kick all of our asses.
...
There are no words to describe how mind-blowingly AWESOME it was.
Ms. Alford said ass. That must be against the rules.

[identity profile] box-head-man.livejournal.com 2005-10-17 06:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Fear Ms. Alford and her ninjaness?

[identity profile] ishyface.livejournal.com 2005-10-17 06:28 pm (UTC)(link)
She was pretty fuckin' terrifying.

[identity profile] ishyface.livejournal.com 2005-10-17 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not sure. The contest itself was held in the gym amidst a sea of cheerleaders and football players, and... well, I thought it'd be best to just stay away.

[identity profile] uncommon-crow.livejournal.com 2005-10-17 06:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Bwhahahaha!

Seriously, that's BRILLIANT. I suffered through so many atrocious theme weeks at school (80s day three times a year, anyone?), it makes me smile to hear of this. Even if it's halfway across the country.

[identity profile] ishyface.livejournal.com 2005-10-17 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
On Friday it's "Happy Days" day. HURRAY FOR ROMANTICIZING A DECADE OF POLITICAL AND SOCIAL OPRESSION, I SAY.

[identity profile] missdeathie.livejournal.com 2005-10-17 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
i'll have to make her my whipping boy girl. you'll have company. xD

[identity profile] ishyface.livejournal.com 2005-10-17 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
:O
DUDE SHE'S LIKE FIVE HUNDRED YEARS OLD.

[identity profile] missdeathie.livejournal.com 2005-10-17 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
BUT SHE SAYS ASS?

ew. ew. ew. ew. ew. ew. ewwww. *shudder*

[identity profile] ishyface.livejournal.com 2005-10-17 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
FIVE. HUNDRED. YEARS. OLD.
AND ALSO SHE APPARENTLY RESEMBLES A CHICKEN LEG. I DON'T SEE IT BUT MY DUMBASS CANLIT CLASSMATES DOE.

[identity profile] missdeathie.livejournal.com 2005-10-17 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
SOB. OKAY. POINT TAKEN.

...YOU HAVE STRANGE CLASSMATES.

and ahahaha. you have clit. sorry, ken was yelling at me the other day about how his clit is better than my lit. ...it was odd.

[identity profile] ishyface.livejournal.com 2005-10-17 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
They changed the abbreviation a few years back.
I dunno why.

[identity profile] missdeathie.livejournal.com 2005-10-17 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
lmfao.

no idea.

[identity profile] caroline31.livejournal.com 2005-10-17 07:19 pm (UTC)(link)
REALLY?????

Why couldn't we have had that day when I was there?? I would've dressed up and everything. We have that day at camp every year and I'm always a pirate and we sang sea chanties and built the Black Pearl!

What is pirates vs. ninjas from, anyway? I though camp people made it up.
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[identity profile] ishyface.livejournal.com 2005-10-17 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Not all of our days are that awesome, alas. Tomorrow is Camouflage Day. WTF, mate.
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[identity profile] ishyface.livejournal.com 2005-10-17 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
... I have no idea who your friend is but I think I want to marry him. That okay with you?
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[identity profile] ishyface.livejournal.com 2005-10-18 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
Mmm. Entertainment.

[identity profile] tentertaining.livejournal.com 2005-10-17 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Nap. While they are far less fun taken alone, naps are good things. Did you fail at naps again?

[identity profile] tentertaining.livejournal.com 2005-10-17 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
*sad face*

[identity profile] gruselig.livejournal.com 2005-10-17 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I would pay good money to see Alford dressed up like a ninja.


At the bus stop today, I saw a German lady who frighteningly resembled Ms. Alford. If she was a little worsely aged and dyed her hair a bright, Ronald Mcdonald red. Either way, I thought my high school years were coming back to haunt me, with copies of The Great Gatsby and The English Patient in hand.

[identity profile] mondelias.livejournal.com 2005-10-17 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Mrs Alford. Ninja?

WHY DO I MISS ALL THE FUN THINGS!

I should totally visit on Thursday, as I have the day off...Mmm...

[identity profile] ishyface.livejournal.com 2005-10-17 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
DO IT!
I can't remember what day it is...
BUT DO IT!

[identity profile] jilly-ma-bean.livejournal.com 2005-10-18 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
i remember last year when keek and i where going to make up our own days during winter carnival, cause we wanted to wear pjs ....but then we chicked out.

[identity profile] pif-the-wuf.livejournal.com 2005-10-18 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
Why are Pirates so cool?

They just Arrr.

[identity profile] ishyface.livejournal.com 2005-10-19 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
Worst. Joke. Ever.

[identity profile] feel-the-song.livejournal.com 2005-10-18 04:57 pm (UTC)(link)
you're listening to a great collective soul song :D

[identity profile] ishyface.livejournal.com 2005-10-19 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
It's the only Collective Soul song I know, sadly enough.

pirates v ninjas

(Anonymous) 2005-11-18 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
both pirates and ninjas are the best