Pirates vs. Ninjas.

[ishyface]

Today is the first day of SJA's Fall Fest. Every day has a different theme, and they are almost uniformly crappy rah-rah school-spirit-oriented bullshit themes.
However.
Today was Pirates Versus Ninjas day.
And my English teacher dressed up like a ninja. In a costume previously worn by her son at age eight.
And threatened to kick all of our asses.
...
There are no words to describe how mind-blowingly AWESOME it was.
Ms. Alford said ass. That must be against the rules.

Comments

[box-head-man.livejournal.com]

Fear Ms. Alford and her ninjaness?

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

She was pretty fuckin' terrifying.

[daniellafromage.livejournal.com]

Who won?

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure. The contest itself was held in the gym amidst a sea of cheerleaders and football players, and... well, I thought it'd be best to just stay away.

[uncommon-crow.livejournal.com]

Bwhahahaha!

Seriously, that's BRILLIANT. I suffered through so many atrocious theme weeks at school (80s day three times a year, anyone?), it makes me smile to hear of this. Even if it's halfway across the country.

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

On Friday it's "Happy Days" day. HURRAY FOR ROMANTICIZING A DECADE OF POLITICAL AND SOCIAL OPRESSION, I SAY.

[missdeathie.livejournal.com]

i'll have to make her my whipping boy girl. you'll have company. xD

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

:O
DUDE SHE'S LIKE FIVE HUNDRED YEARS OLD.

[missdeathie.livejournal.com]

BUT SHE SAYS ASS?

ew. ew. ew. ew. ew. ew. ewwww. *shudder*

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

FIVE. HUNDRED. YEARS. OLD.
AND ALSO SHE APPARENTLY RESEMBLES A CHICKEN LEG. I DON'T SEE IT BUT MY DUMBASS CANLIT CLASSMATES DOE.

[missdeathie.livejournal.com]

SOB. OKAY. POINT TAKEN.

...YOU HAVE STRANGE CLASSMATES.

and ahahaha. you have clit. sorry, ken was yelling at me the other day about how his clit is better than my lit. ...it was odd.

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

They changed the abbreviation a few years back.
I dunno why.

[missdeathie.livejournal.com]

lmfao.

no idea.

[caroline31.livejournal.com]

REALLY?????

Why couldn't we have had that day when I was there?? I would've dressed up and everything. We have that day at camp every year and I'm always a pirate and we sang sea chanties and built the Black Pearl!

What is pirates vs. ninjas from, anyway? I though camp people made it up.

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

Not all of our days are that awesome, alas. Tomorrow is Camouflage Day. WTF, mate.

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

... I have no idea who your friend is but I think I want to marry him. That okay with you?

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

Mmm. Entertainment.

[tentertaining.livejournal.com]

mmmm, nap.

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

Nap?

[tentertaining.livejournal.com]

Nap. While they are far less fun taken alone, naps are good things. Did you fail at naps again?

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

Yes.

[tentertaining.livejournal.com]

*sad face*

[gruselig.livejournal.com]

I would pay good money to see Alford dressed up like a ninja.


At the bus stop today, I saw a German lady who frighteningly resembled Ms. Alford. If she was a little worsely aged and dyed her hair a bright, Ronald Mcdonald red. Either way, I thought my high school years were coming back to haunt me, with copies of The Great Gatsby and The English Patient in hand.

[mondelias.livejournal.com]

Mrs Alford. Ninja?

WHY DO I MISS ALL THE FUN THINGS!

I should totally visit on Thursday, as I have the day off...Mmm...

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

DO IT!
I can't remember what day it is...
BUT DO IT!

[jilly-ma-bean.livejournal.com]

i remember last year when keek and i where going to make up our own days during winter carnival, cause we wanted to wear pjs ....but then we chicked out.

[pif-the-wuf.livejournal.com]

Why are Pirates so cool?

They just Arrr.

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

Worst. Joke. Ever.

[feel-the-song.livejournal.com]

you're listening to a great collective soul song :D

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

It's the only Collective Soul song I know, sadly enough.

pirates v ninjas

[(Anonymous)]

both pirates and ninjas are the best