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Bart: Nothing you say can upset us. We're the MTV generation.
Lisa: We feel neither highs nor lows.
Homer: Really? What's it like?
Lisa: *shrugs* Meh.

Today's Spud of Wisdom: Student unions are anti-democracy.

In other news, I have decided that the pinnacle of luxury is cereal, with milk. In a bowl. With a spoon.