There's not enough black in the Union Jack.

[ishyface]

My favourite uncle just tried to talk to me about how the women's movement contributed to the downfall of the white race. Because ladies are too busy "burning their bras" to pump out MOAR WHITE BABIES, and now? NOW there are BROWN PEOPLE EVERYWHERE.

I had to force myself to stay calm and say, as pleasantly as possible, "Well, I don't think the 'disappearance' of the white race is such a tragedy- there are too many people on the planet anyway." And then I locked myself in my room and started listening to the Manic Street Preachers so I wouldn't start screaming.

God fucking damn it, WHY YOU GOTTA DRINK THE FAILSAUCE UNCLE MICK.

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[ishyface.livejournal.com]

OBVIOUSLY I HAVE BEEN V. POORLY EDUCATED

[mresundance.livejournal.com]

YES. EQUALITY IS SOME WISHY WASHY LIBERAL NOTION.

THERE IS NO SUCH THING.

WOMEN ARE INFERIOR. SO ARE BLACKFOLK.

WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE BROWN AND YELLOW FOLK BELONG.

AND HOMOS R ALL GOING TO HELL FOR ASS-SEKS. TRUFAX.

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

BROWN AND YELLOW PEOPLE ARE OBVS JUST TRYING TO CONFRUSTERATE WHITE FOLKS. DITTO THAT FOR BIRACIAL AND BISEXUAL FOLKS. DOUBLE DITTO FOR TRANSFOLKS.

ALSO EQUALITY IS FOR PUSSIES.

[mresundance.livejournal.com]

EQUALITY IS FOR GINORMOUS PUSSIES. LIKE MLK. AND GHANDI. AND NELSON MANDELA.

WHAT THE FUCK EVER DID THOSE DUDES DO FOR HUMANKIND ANYWAYS? EH? BUNCH OF PUSSIES. TOTALLY. AND PROBABLY HOMOS, TOO.

WUT R TRANSFOLKS? ARE THOSE SOME KIND OF ROBOT-PEOPLE?

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

MARTIN LUTHER KING JR/NELSON MANDELA

Y/Y/MFY?