There's not enough black in the Union Jack.

[ishyface]

My favourite uncle just tried to talk to me about how the women's movement contributed to the downfall of the white race. Because ladies are too busy "burning their bras" to pump out MOAR WHITE BABIES, and now? NOW there are BROWN PEOPLE EVERYWHERE.

I had to force myself to stay calm and say, as pleasantly as possible, "Well, I don't think the 'disappearance' of the white race is such a tragedy- there are too many people on the planet anyway." And then I locked myself in my room and started listening to the Manic Street Preachers so I wouldn't start screaming.

God fucking damn it, WHY YOU GOTTA DRINK THE FAILSAUCE UNCLE MICK.

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[ishyface.livejournal.com]

I KNOWWWWWW.

And I can't really say anything to him because he's the only uncle we're on actual good terms with here and he's helped out my mum a lot and just. I. ARGH STOP FAILING FAMILY.

[padparadscha.livejournal.com]

Don't worry. He probably wouldn't hear you, anyway.

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

He's about sixty percent deaf, so no, probably not.