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the creature from the blog lagoon ([personal profile] ishyface) wrote2008-12-04 08:10 pm

GIMME MOAR CANADA

Today an old lady buying a metric fuckton of Newfoundland cookbooks told me, very solemnly and with a hint of disapproval, that I have very big eyes.

... Um. Sorry?

In happier news, I got to speak French today! I don't think I've had the opportunity to speak French at work since 2006, since most francophones in Atlantic Canada speak English and most anglophones in Atlantic Canada speak pretty bad French- myself included, God my French is atrocious- and it's usually not worth sitting through half an hour of mangled pronunciation and extravagant hand gestures just to know where the bathrooms are. But there was this woman who was lost and needed a map and I got to speak French, guys, I LOVE CANADA.

However, I do not love prorogation. "Prorogation," by the way, comes from the Latin "prorogis," which means "NO SOUP FOR YOU." >:(

To make up for that, I am putting together a picspam. A picspam full of LADIES. Expect it later on tonight, or possibly tomorrow morning because it is huge.

ETA: Forgot to mention that I love Spencer Smith's face. Just puttin' it out there.
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[identity profile] ishyface.livejournal.com 2008-12-04 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I WILL WORK ON THAT POST-HASTE. (WELL. AFTER I FINISH THE LAYDEESPAM.)

French is awesome! I mean, I'm crap at it, but I can still kind of understand it and speak it a little and it just sounds so pretty. Even the insults and profanity are beautiful! Like trou de cul, which is pronounced "troo dee coo" and means "asshole" but sounds like something a pigeon might say, if a pigeon was French.

The Governor General is a really weird part of the Canadian political system, because she's a standin for the Queen and therefore kind of has the power to overrule the Prime Minister but almost never does because that would be totally rude. Oh, Canada, you are kind of bad at not being a colony.

(GAY HIPPIES WITH BEARDS, K. GAY HIPPIES WITH BEARDS. ALSO BRENDON MAY OR MAY NOT BE GAY.)
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[identity profile] iamsupernova.livejournal.com 2008-12-05 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
YAAAAAY CANADA AND FRENCH AND LAYDEEZ AND SPENCER (THE BEST IS WHEN THE LAST TWO OVERLAP)

My goal for the end of CEGEP is to have the Quebecois joile accent.

[identity profile] ishyface.livejournal.com 2008-12-07 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
WHAT IF SPENCER WAS A FRENCH LAYDEE WHO VACATIONED IN CANADA

HUH

WHAT THEN
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[identity profile] iamsupernova.livejournal.com 2008-12-07 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
OMFG SPENCER THE BITCHY PARISIENNE

AND HER BEST FRIEND, RYAN, WHO IS A WRITER. AND A MIME IN HIS SPARE TIME.

[identity profile] ahimsa114.livejournal.com 2008-12-05 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
God, maybe I should move to Canada. I have no desire to move back to France, but I've had exactly 1 conversation in French since returning in *May*! I call BS. Also? I was thinking (while walking to work, because I think about Important Things on the way to work) about how cool it was that the local gay club in small town France was called "Le Q". Which is pronounced exactly like "cul". Because it was a classy joint.

[identity profile] ishyface.livejournal.com 2008-12-07 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
That is SO classy. My stars.

[identity profile] escherzo.livejournal.com 2008-12-05 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
YOUR EYES ARE LARGER THAN REGULATION SIZE *FINES YOU*

[identity profile] ishyface.livejournal.com 2008-12-07 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
OH NOES D:

[identity profile] redheaded-itch.livejournal.com 2008-12-05 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
I enjoy my prorogis stuffed with potato and bacon and cheese with sour cream.

...If by "potato" I mean "Jack Layton" and by "bacon" I mean "Stephane Dion" and by "cheese" I mean "Gilles Duceppe".

Just sayin'.

I also love Spencer Smith's stupid face!!! "Hold on, lemme check my iTunes..." LOL GAY.

I've started speaking French to the cats. Oddly enough, they seem to listen more when I do.

[identity profile] uncommon-crow.livejournal.com 2008-12-05 04:26 pm (UTC)(link)
*nods* I speak French to my cats all the time. "Comportez-vous comme du monde!" is a perennial favourite, for which I blame Madame Bouvier, my grades six and seven teacher.

[identity profile] ishyface.livejournal.com 2008-12-07 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
I started talking to my little brother in French today. Turns out he does not know how to say "camel" in French.

[identity profile] braintastic.livejournal.com 2008-12-05 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
I am never that excited about speaking French, honestly! (Oh, home province, how do you suck the fun out of everything?) It's kind of awesome that you are, though. <3

WHAT IS WITH OUR GOVERNMENT LATELY, EH? /0\

[identity profile] ishyface.livejournal.com 2008-12-07 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
I DO NOT KNOW BUT I DISLIKE IT. >:(

[identity profile] crazykawaii.livejournal.com 2008-12-05 03:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Clearly she was worried about falling into your soul via your eyes. That shit is dangerous.

Yay for speaking French! I am never that excited when I get to speak Spanish at work. But that's because I am usually speaking Spanish to women who are in really, really sucky situations and I'm nervous that I'm just going to make things worse for them by not understanding what they're saying to me. :(

Also that interview: win.

[identity profile] ishyface.livejournal.com 2008-12-07 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
You speak da troof. My eyes are, like, soul-sucking vortexes. *solemn nod*

I worry about that, too, although since my job is not as important as yours it is not such a grave concern. The worst I could do is give someone the wrong Robert Munsch book.