Spam, spam, lovely spam.

[ishyface]

As promised, ENORMOUS GIRLSPAM FULL OF GIRLS.



Starting off with a bang, Greta Salpeter!



(lol bang)

GUYS, DID YOU KNOW THAT GRETA HAS A PHOTO BLOG.



BECAUSE I DID NOT.



AND MANY OF THE PICTURES IN IT INVOLVE HER HAVING SHENANIGANS.



SO I STOLE A BUNCH OF THEM.



Including this picture of her legs. You're welcome.



Greta does not like it when signs tell her what to do.



That is because she is a SUPAHSTAR.


And also a ninja!





And also a decadent 20s lounge singer waiting to seduce the innocent!



And also needs to make out with Alex from Phantom Planet a KRAKEN from the sea!



And also a scholar!



And also a drummer! Which makes that lesbian!Spencer/Greta fic I am totally not planning to write all the more plausible. WHAT. DON'T

JUDGE.



She captioned this picture with a story about how people thing she and Bob are either dating or brother and sister. That's kind of gross.



She captioned this one as "The Cab Sound." That's kind of amazing. And I would listen to that band.



Climbing trees! I do not know why that makes me love her more, but it does.







I do not know why she was wearing this mask, either.



But I am glad she did, and glad that she exists.







&greta;


Jamia Nestor!



Sadly, I do not have many pictures of Jamia.



Now, I'm not saying that people should spam the comments with any readily available photographs...



Fuck it, I totally am.




Chantal Claret!



I do not have that many pictures of Chantal Claret, either.



Which is a damn shame.



Again, I am not saying you should spam me with any you have at hand.



Again, that is actually exactly what I'm saying.





And if her spousecreature comes along too, well, that would be pretty okay!



















*ahem*


Ashlee Simpson!



My newfound love for Ashlee Simpson is just one more example of why my self of two years ago would be disgusted by who I am now.



SHE IS NOT EVEN INDIE SHE IS ON TV.



But you know what? My self of two years ago also did not appreciate how hilarious the Jonas Brothers are, so my self of two years ago fails at fun.



So: Ashlee Simpson. I think she is pretty neat!



Not only because of her lolarious husband.









Although they do make me feel all groovy inside.



No, I love Ashlee because she manages to deal with her crazy-ass hick family AND her bicurious furry husband without going nuts.



I love that you can chart the Stages of Ashlee Simpson through hair colour.







Black hair: Misunderstood! Angsty! Totally Not Like Her Sister, Guys, Check It! I Have Dark Hair!







Blonde hair: Post-SNLgate! No Longer Obviously Angsty and Misunderstood, Unless You Take Into Account Pete Wentz's Cryptic Blog Entries About How She Takes

Diet Pills and Drinks Too Much, In Which Case, Wow, Ashlee, That Is Very Sad!











Red hair: Hey, Look How Adorable And Well-Adjusted I Am All Of A Sudden! Don't You Just Want To Give Me Hugs And Knit Booties For My Upcoming Wentzbaby?



Yes, Ashlee, yes we do.


Lyn-Z!



Okay, there is absolutely nothing I can say about Lyn-Z that you guys haven't heard me say a million times before. She's ridiculously hot! She does backbends! She is going to have Waybies! And nobody wants to hear that for roughly a frillion pictures. So, uh, talk amongst yourselves.














































































































Kitty!



I have never spammed Kitty before, that is so wrong!



Anyway.





Kitty drums for Mindless Self Indulgence.



She is pretty psyched about this!





Kitty, like the rest of her band, is a total fucking dork.



And also kind of ridiculously cute.



See?



She can has huzbind!



She can has fans!



THEY MATCH.



I'd like to think that she's talking someone out of a crisis here. Like maybe Jimmy is doing his hair and suddenly realizes SHIT WE DON'T HAVE ANY GEL and

calls her in a panic and she's like "dude, just glue that shit up."


Brody Dalle!



HOLY SHIT GUYS BRODY DALLE.



Um.



Sorry.



I just like her a lot.



Brody Dalle sang and played guitar in a band called The Distillers, long long ago.



She is now in a band called Spinnerette, who I haven't listened to yet but whose album I will probably promptly buy.



Because Brody Dalle is a hotass.



(And Australian.)



As you can see, I am a responsible consumer.



True fact: one of the more memorable parties I went to in Corner Brook involved a girl very seriously and very, very drunkenly explaining to a room full of people that "Brody Dalle needs to be in my vagina right now."



Oh, college.























Things she was doing in between the Distillers and Spinnerette: having babies with Josh Homme, chilling in her underwear, being a hotass.



I definitely do not have this poster on my wall. No way.



*chinhands* She looks like she's about to tell me what a tool I am, then push me and steal my wallet. AND I AM OKAY WITH THAT.


Hayley Williams!



"Hello, Internet."



Hayley Williams sings in a band called Paramore.



You know that weird embarrassed feeling you get when you realize that a band that used to be a guilty pleasure is suddenly deeply meaningful to you?



That's kind of Paramore in a nutshell.



I love that in every group shot Hayley's like TIME TO MAKE A CRAZY FACE RAR and the rest of the band is like :||| We ARE smiling.



Anyway!



Hayley is totally my favourite.



I keep thinking that this is a Superman shirt, and then I get all bummed out when I realize it's not.



HAYLEY COULD BE SUPERMAN.



SHUT UP SHE COULD TAKE YOU.









She does this thing where she rocks the fuck out on stage.

















However, offstage she is an awkward, endearing doofus who says "dude" and "awesome" a lot, kind of like Cheech and Chong.

Presumably without the pot, being Christian and all.



Although she looks kind of stoned in this picture.



... Oh, wait, that was just the emo. Sorry!

Part Two!

Comments

[idonthavefleas.livejournal.com]

I approve whole-heartedly of this entire post, pretty much.

[astaria51.livejournal.com]

As do I!

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

:D

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

Huffah. :}

[lovelikeadrug.livejournal.com]

i love that hayley is wearing a nashville tshirt. represent!

and is that a meg white, somewhere in the middle of a bucnh of brodys? her... brodies?

[astaria51.livejournal.com]

Lol, I noticed that too!

I keep hearing that Brody Dalle is pretty much an awful person, but dude, her VOICE and come on, she's just hot.

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

Aw, really? I remember reading some things she said about feminism a few years back that kind of made me sad, but that's all I recall re:assholery. And her VOICE, man, it's just... fuck, so good.

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

Whoops. *fixes* This is why you shouldn't spam at three in the morning!

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

Once upon a time I had street cred, and now I think that Miley Cyrus is a positive role model! I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.

(Actually, I do know what happened and it's called Pete Wentz.)

I tried to keep my Paramore love on the dl for a while, because most people I know think she is pretty lame, and also because "Misery Business" still makes me uncomfortable (not much more comfortable than some of Ryan Ross's lyrics, but still), but a month or two ago I just threw in the towel. Fuck it, universe, you win! She's precious!

&GRETA; IS ALL ANYONE NEEDS TO SAY, EVER.

[yan-tan-tether.livejournal.com]

Gorgeous picspam!

I love Chantal in the Motorhead shirt.

And Lyn-Z in this one (http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v464/JWizB/bandomgirls2/?action=view&current=toestoestoes.jpg) - bare feet!

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

Her tooooooooes. :DDD

[coppertone.livejournal.com]

THIS IS A GOOD POST. \O/ I can never get over how cute Hayley Williams is. <3_<3

PS: the extent to which I want Lyn-Z/Frank Iero OTImprobable Contortions Involving Guitars cannot be charted by mankind. :O

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

Hayley Williams is possibly an experiment in Epic Adorable concocted by mad scientists. THANK YOU, MAD SCIENTISTS. :D

Jeeeeesus, has anyone ever written that? That would be like twincest, except without the potential squicky incest factor, plus BENDY. nnngh

[coppertone.livejournal.com]

She looks a little like a girl I used to take ballet with. Who was also epic pretty!

RIGHT THIS IS WHAT I KEEP TELLING PEOPLE. What there is is pretty much always ot3 with Gerard, which I'm, you know, okay with. There's this thread, and then this fic, which is not that good! except that it features Lyn-Z filling in on Leathermouth, and subsequent stagestraight, for which I'd let a lot slide.

*raids delicious* Oh, and this, which is ot4 and long, and lacks guitars but they do make out on their own a lot.

But generally speaking, there is nowhere near enough! :| )

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

Aw, you took ballet? (I did too, when I was four. I was so bad the teacher actively discouraged me from signing up for another class.)

bjnklvhj Someone should write that OT3. I mean, not me. But someone.

ALSO. I don't know if you've heard or not, but Leathermouth is totally opening up for MSI sometime in the near future. Which means this hypothetical LynFrank band is THAT MUCH CLOSER TO REALITY. \o/

[coppertone.livejournal.com]

I took ballet for like. Thirteen years? (I took a ridiculous amount of dance, actually, because the teacher kept thinking of cool things she wanted to teach us, so I also did modern, and jazz, and Spanish dance, and helped teach small children, so I think it worked out to eight or nine classes a week through most of junior/high school.)

But I was also very bad at it. My teacher just yelled at me a lot, though.

I DID HEAR THAT. IT BRINGS ME JOY. :D

What would bring me MORE JOY would be someone writing bendy tour romance!

(Also, it follows, pregnant!sex.)

[flukycoda.livejournal.com]

ashlee simpson in your picspam, BWAHAHAHA.

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

SHE SNUCK UP ON ME AND NOW I THINK SHE'S ADORABLE. IDK HOW THAT HAPPENED.

[flukycoda.livejournal.com]

IT'S PETE WENTZ'S FAULT AND YOU KNOW IT.

(that marriage is SO doomed)

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

DAMN YOU PETE WENTZ YOU HAVE RUINED ME FOREVER D:

(nooooo they need to be together always and have many babies! but no more babies named mowgli. cause um.)

[twobit.livejournal.com]

GRETAAAAAAAAAAA ♥__♥

(I love her photo blog, mostly because this summer it contained the best pictures ever of my buddy Scott.)

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

IAWTC

(Aww, that's your friend Scott? THOSE PICTURES ARE AMAZING. Footie pajamas!)

[twobit.livejournal.com]

(Yeah, that's Scott "Kevin Jonas" Alababy! I have never been fonder of his stupid face than I am when I look at those pictures.)

[iamsupernova.livejournal.com]

I HAD NEVER SEEN THAT KERRANGE PICTURE OF LYN-Z'S FACE BEFORE. NGHGHFDUHHHGH SCUSE ME I'LL BE IN MY BUNK

(Oh god, there totally needs to be fic where that happens. Like, Gerard dorkily quoting Firefly or something. !!!)

Also, this Brody Dalle is quite a hotass. I will have to check The Distillers and Spinnerette out.

You know that weird embarrassed feeling you get when you realize that a band that used to be a guilty pleasure is suddenly deeply meaningful to you?
OH MY GOD IT'S SO TRUE

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

YES. Maybe that is how they bonded! Like she walked in on Gerard playing with his action figures and saying "WE WILL RULE OVER THIS LAND AND WE WILL CALL IT... THIS LAND" and she tapped him on the shoulder and said "I think we should call it your grave!" and then he realized he had to marry her.

Brody Dalle = ridiculous hotass, both pictorally and aurally. Her voice is all rough and scratchy and deep and and and BRODY. *flail*

I KNOW. THEY ARE KIND OF A CHRISTIAN BAND! THEY LIKE TWILIGHT UNIRONICALLY! I SHOULD NOT LOVE THEM AS MUCH AS I DO! And yet.

[iamsupernova.livejournal.com]

Oh god, just imagine them at Comicon.

I've been looking for something like that! \o/

HEEEEEEE HAHA AHAHAHAHAH AHAHA. AND YET.

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

Oh my God, Comicon must have been NERD HEAVEN for them. Gerard is so that guy who approaches people and tells them that they got some tiny detail of their costume ALL WRONG, and then explains why. With hand gestures.

Meanwhile, Lyn is pissed that she couldn't finish her Delirium wig in time. NO, SHE CANNOT JUST WEAR THE CLOTHES, JIMMY, THE HAIR IS AN INTEGRAL PART OF THE CHARACTER OKAY. >:(

[iamsupernova.livejournal.com]

But politely! He's nice! And then he sees someone dressed as a TUA character and is torn between behaving like a righteous fan and a tickled author.

....I am not geeky enough to know who Delirium is!! /o\

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

Delirium is a character from Sandman! This tells you pretty much everything you need to know about her.

Although, to be honest, Lyn strikes me as more of a Vasquez fan than a Gaiman fan. Maybe she could be Tak from Invader Zim instead?

[iamsupernova.livejournal.com]

Apparently Lyn-Z is not an enormous fan of Sandman! I read a fan report thing of the Dallas launch thing who met Lyn-Z that said so.

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

And if she and Gerard ever fight it's probably about that.

[evilcake.livejournal.com]

Jamia spam I made a while ago, since you asked so nicely for pictures of the lovely Mrs. Iero! ;)

http://evilcake.livejournal.com/103108.html

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

Eee, thank you!

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

K SHE IS SO HOT I SERIOUSLY CAN'T STAND IT. SHE DOES NOT HAVE AN AUSTRALIAN ACCENT ANYMORE, THOUGH, WHICH IS A GOOD THING BECAUSE I WOULD PROBABLY PASS OUT.

moar hotness!

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

[xmexandxyoux.livejournal.com]

this is made of win.
ash and greta and hayley are my favies.
:]
I posted massive picspams of them.
I'll link you.
*mems*