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Spam, spam, lovely spam.
As promised, ENORMOUS GIRLSPAM FULL OF GIRLS.
Starting off with a bang, Greta Salpeter!
(lol bang)
GUYS, DID YOU KNOW THAT GRETA HAS A PHOTO BLOG.
BECAUSE I DID NOT.
AND MANY OF THE PICTURES IN IT INVOLVE HER HAVING SHENANIGANS.
SO I STOLE A BUNCH OF THEM.
Including this picture of her legs. You're welcome.
Greta does not like it when signs tell her what to do.
That is because she is a SUPAHSTAR.
And also a ninja!
And also a decadent 20s lounge singer waiting to seduce the innocent!
And alsoneeds to make out with Alex from Phantom Planet a KRAKEN from the sea!
And also a scholar!
And also a drummer!Which makes that lesbian!Spencer/Greta fic I am totally not planning to write all the more plausible. WHAT. DON'T
JUDGE.
She captioned this picture with a story about how people thing she and Bob are either dating or brother and sister. That's kind of gross.
She captioned this one as "The Cab Sound." That's kind of amazing. And I would listen to that band.
Climbing trees! I do not know why that makes me love her more, but it does.
I do not know why she was wearing this mask, either.
But I am glad she did, and glad that she exists.
&greta;
Jamia Nestor!
Sadly, I do not have many pictures of Jamia.
Now, I'm not saying that people should spam the comments with any readily available photographs...
Fuck it, I totally am.
Chantal Claret!
I do not have that many pictures of Chantal Claret, either.
Which is a damn shame.
Again, I am not saying you should spam me with any you have at hand.
Again, that is actually exactly what I'm saying.
And if her spousecreature comes along too, well, that would be pretty okay!
*ahem*
Ashlee Simpson!
My newfound love for Ashlee Simpson is just one more example of why my self of two years ago would be disgusted by who I am now.
SHE IS NOT EVEN INDIE SHE IS ON TV.
But you know what? My self of two years ago also did not appreciate how hilarious the Jonas Brothers are, so my self of two years ago fails at fun.
So: Ashlee Simpson. I think she is pretty neat!
Not only because of her lolarious husband.
Although they do make me feel all groovy inside.
No, I love Ashlee because she manages to deal with her crazy-ass hick family AND her bicurious furry husband without going nuts.
I love that you can chart the Stages of Ashlee Simpson through hair colour.
Black hair: Misunderstood! Angsty! Totally Not Like Her Sister, Guys, Check It! I Have Dark Hair!
Blonde hair: Post-SNLgate! No Longer Obviously Angsty and Misunderstood, Unless You Take Into Account Pete Wentz's Cryptic Blog Entries About How She Takes
Diet Pills and Drinks Too Much, In Which Case, Wow, Ashlee, That Is Very Sad!
Red hair: Hey, Look How Adorable And Well-Adjusted I Am All Of A Sudden! Don't You Just Want To Give Me Hugs And Knit Booties For My Upcoming Wentzbaby?
Yes, Ashlee, yes we do.
Lyn-Z!
Okay, there is absolutely nothing I can say about Lyn-Z that you guys haven't heard me say a million times before. She's ridiculously hot! She does backbends! She is going to have Waybies! And nobody wants to hear that for roughly a frillion pictures. So, uh, talk amongst yourselves.
Kitty!
I have never spammed Kitty before, that is so wrong!
Anyway.
Kitty drums for Mindless Self Indulgence.
She is pretty psyched about this!
Kitty, like the rest of her band, is a total fucking dork.
And also kind of ridiculously cute.
See?
She can has huzbind!
She can has fans!
THEY MATCH.
I'd like to think that she's talking someone out of a crisis here. Like maybe Jimmy is doing his hair and suddenly realizes SHIT WE DON'T HAVE ANY GEL and
calls her in a panic and she's like "dude, just glue that shit up."
Brody Dalle!
HOLY SHIT GUYS BRODY DALLE.
Um.
Sorry.
I just like her a lot.
Brody Dalle sang and played guitar in a band called The Distillers, long long ago.
She is now in a band called Spinnerette, who I haven't listened to yet but whose album I will probably promptly buy.
Because Brody Dalle is a hotass.
(And Australian.)
As you can see, I am a responsible consumer.
True fact: one of the more memorable parties I went to in Corner Brook involved a girl very seriously and very, very drunkenly explaining to a room full of people that "Brody Dalle needs to be in my vagina right now."
Oh, college.
Things she was doing in between the Distillers and Spinnerette: having babies with Josh Homme, chilling in her underwear, being a hotass.
I definitely do not have this poster on my wall. No way.
*chinhands* She looks like she's about to tell me what a tool I am, then push me and steal my wallet. AND I AM OKAY WITH THAT.
Hayley Williams!
"Hello, Internet."
Hayley Williams sings in a band called Paramore.
You know that weird embarrassed feeling you get when you realize that a band that used to be a guilty pleasure is suddenly deeply meaningful to you?
That's kind of Paramore in a nutshell.
I love that in every group shot Hayley's like TIME TO MAKE A CRAZY FACE RAR and the rest of the band is like :||| We ARE smiling.
Anyway!
Hayley is totally my favourite.
I keep thinking that this is a Superman shirt, and then I get all bummed out when I realize it's not.
HAYLEY COULD BE SUPERMAN.
SHUT UP SHE COULD TAKE YOU.
She does this thing where she rocks the fuck out on stage.
However, offstage she is an awkward, endearing doofus who says "dude" and "awesome" a lot, kind of like Cheech and Chong.
Presumably without the pot, being Christian and all.
Although she looks kind of stoned in this picture.
... Oh, wait, that was just the emo. Sorry!
Part Two!
(lol bang)
GUYS, DID YOU KNOW THAT GRETA HAS A PHOTO BLOG.
BECAUSE I DID NOT.
AND MANY OF THE PICTURES IN IT INVOLVE HER HAVING SHENANIGANS.
SO I STOLE A BUNCH OF THEM.
Including this picture of her legs. You're welcome.
Greta does not like it when signs tell her what to do.
That is because she is a SUPAHSTAR.
And also a ninja!
And also a decadent 20s lounge singer waiting to seduce the innocent!
And also
And also a scholar!
And also a drummer!
JUDGE.
She captioned this picture with a story about how people thing she and Bob are either dating or brother and sister. That's kind of gross.
She captioned this one as "The Cab Sound." That's kind of amazing. And I would listen to that band.
Climbing trees! I do not know why that makes me love her more, but it does.
I do not know why she was wearing this mask, either.
But I am glad she did, and glad that she exists.
&greta;
Jamia Nestor!
Sadly, I do not have many pictures of Jamia.
Now, I'm not saying that people should spam the comments with any readily available photographs...
Fuck it, I totally am.
Chantal Claret!
I do not have that many pictures of Chantal Claret, either.
Which is a damn shame.
Again, I am not saying you should spam me with any you have at hand.
Again, that is actually exactly what I'm saying.
And if her spousecreature comes along too, well, that would be pretty okay!
*ahem*
Ashlee Simpson!
My newfound love for Ashlee Simpson is just one more example of why my self of two years ago would be disgusted by who I am now.
SHE IS NOT EVEN INDIE SHE IS ON TV.
But you know what? My self of two years ago also did not appreciate how hilarious the Jonas Brothers are, so my self of two years ago fails at fun.
So: Ashlee Simpson. I think she is pretty neat!
Not only because of her lolarious husband.
Although they do make me feel all groovy inside.
No, I love Ashlee because she manages to deal with her crazy-ass hick family AND her bicurious furry husband without going nuts.
I love that you can chart the Stages of Ashlee Simpson through hair colour.
Black hair: Misunderstood! Angsty! Totally Not Like Her Sister, Guys, Check It! I Have Dark Hair!
Blonde hair: Post-SNLgate! No Longer Obviously Angsty and Misunderstood, Unless You Take Into Account Pete Wentz's Cryptic Blog Entries About How She Takes
Diet Pills and Drinks Too Much, In Which Case, Wow, Ashlee, That Is Very Sad!
Red hair: Hey, Look How Adorable And Well-Adjusted I Am All Of A Sudden! Don't You Just Want To Give Me Hugs And Knit Booties For My Upcoming Wentzbaby?
Yes, Ashlee, yes we do.
Lyn-Z!
Okay, there is absolutely nothing I can say about Lyn-Z that you guys haven't heard me say a million times before. She's ridiculously hot! She does backbends! She is going to have Waybies! And nobody wants to hear that for roughly a frillion pictures. So, uh, talk amongst yourselves.
Kitty!
I have never spammed Kitty before, that is so wrong!
Anyway.
Kitty drums for Mindless Self Indulgence.
She is pretty psyched about this!
Kitty, like the rest of her band, is a total fucking dork.
And also kind of ridiculously cute.
See?
She can has huzbind!
She can has fans!
THEY MATCH.
I'd like to think that she's talking someone out of a crisis here. Like maybe Jimmy is doing his hair and suddenly realizes SHIT WE DON'T HAVE ANY GEL and
calls her in a panic and she's like "dude, just glue that shit up."
Brody Dalle!
HOLY SHIT GUYS BRODY DALLE.
Um.
Sorry.
I just like her a lot.
Brody Dalle sang and played guitar in a band called The Distillers, long long ago.
She is now in a band called Spinnerette, who I haven't listened to yet but whose album I will probably promptly buy.
Because Brody Dalle is a hotass.
(And Australian.)
As you can see, I am a responsible consumer.
True fact: one of the more memorable parties I went to in Corner Brook involved a girl very seriously and very, very drunkenly explaining to a room full of people that "Brody Dalle needs to be in my vagina right now."
Oh, college.
Things she was doing in between the Distillers and Spinnerette: having babies with Josh Homme, chilling in her underwear, being a hotass.
I definitely do not have this poster on my wall. No way.
*chinhands* She looks like she's about to tell me what a tool I am, then push me and steal my wallet. AND I AM OKAY WITH THAT.
Hayley Williams!
"Hello, Internet."
Hayley Williams sings in a band called Paramore.
You know that weird embarrassed feeling you get when you realize that a band that used to be a guilty pleasure is suddenly deeply meaningful to you?
That's kind of Paramore in a nutshell.
I love that in every group shot Hayley's like TIME TO MAKE A CRAZY FACE RAR and the rest of the band is like :||| We ARE smiling.
Anyway!
Hayley is totally my favourite.
I keep thinking that this is a Superman shirt, and then I get all bummed out when I realize it's not.
HAYLEY COULD BE SUPERMAN.
SHUT UP SHE COULD TAKE YOU.
She does this thing where she rocks the fuck out on stage.
However, offstage she is an awkward, endearing doofus who says "dude" and "awesome" a lot, kind of like Cheech and Chong.
Presumably without the pot, being Christian and all.
Although she looks kind of stoned in this picture.
... Oh, wait, that was just the emo. Sorry!
Part Two!
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....I am not geeky enough to know who Delirium is!! /o\
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Although, to be honest, Lyn strikes me as more of a Vasquez fan than a Gaiman fan. Maybe she could be Tak from Invader Zim instead?
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