Picspams: better than cough syrup, y/n?

[ishyface]

Guysssssssssssss I am so sick it isn't even funny. My nose is stuffy and my throat is sore and my stomach hurts and I've got all these weirdass pains in my joints and I THINK I HAVE THE PLAGUE. :(

First off: Zooey Deschanel!





















































Tegan Quin!




































Jess Origliasso!





































I usually hate blonde hair- dark hair looks better on almost everybody- but I've gotta admit that she is rockin' it.









Also, with the Black Parade jacket and the paaaaaale skin she looks kind of like Garry Way here. And there's just no bad there.




Rosario Dawson!




















Greta Salpeter!




















Amanda Palmer!











































































Please note: Amanda Palmer is so hot she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. (Thanks you, Megan Fox.)


Olivia Wilde!




















Michelle Rodriguez!














Sasha Grey!
































Jenny Owen Youngs!

























Alicia Simmons-Way-Pain-Let's-Stick-A-Couple-More-Hyphens-In-Here-Just-For-Kicks!

























































Maggie Gyllenhaal!













































Christina Hendricks!




























Confession time: Sometimes I feel bad about making these picspams. Because they are full of ladies! And as a feminist, I disapprove of objectifying the ladies, but as a person who is into ladies, I fully approve of ladies being hot and awesome. It is an ethical conundrum, let me tell you.



An ethical conundrum that is solved by Christina Hendricks being ridiculously hot.

Comments

[shitgun.livejournal.com]

dear ishy,

why are there so few girls in bandom?

love beth

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

Dear Beth:

Because Pete Wentz has more luck with underage boys than underage girls?

Love,
Ish

[shitgun.livejournal.com]

dear ish bb,

this is why you are my favorite.

love beth

[redheaded-itch.livejournal.com]

ASKJFLWM.

OKAY THAT'S IT YOU'VE TURNED ME INTO A LESBIAN.

Naw, not really. But there are some SMOKIN' ladies in this picspam. Who is this Jess chick? I am officially adding her to my Girl!Crush list with Amanda Palmer and Maggie Gyllenhaal. She's like if Frank and Christina Aguilera had a lovechild.

And Greta! Doctor, my heart. One of my greatest dreams is to do a soulful duet with this girl.

Ugh, I can't even... whatever.

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

Ahaha, THE GAY IS CATCHING HAVEN'T I ALWAYS TOLD YOU.

Jess is one of the singers from an Aussie band called the Veronicas! They have a song called "Untouched" that's getting a lot of play right now, and is very good and catchy! Also good and catchy (and about just needing a warm body): "Take Me On The Floor." They are fun times! And the singers are twins, just like Tegan and Sara, although they don't play guitar as much.

I just wanna talk about books with Greta and maybe make her cocoa and knit her sweaters and stare adoringly at her. Because I am a creeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.

There were gonna be girls there in their bathing suits! I mean, right? She was a lesbian!

[redheaded-itch.livejournal.com]

Oh! TAI is touring with the Veronicas. OMG, that's gonna be such a hot tour.

Ohhh, I know. Greta Salpeter, how awesome you are in every way.

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

Jess and William will have to compete for Prettiest Lady On Tour.

[redheaded-itch.livejournal.com]

Jess will win, I think. Not that Bill won't have tried to rig the competition. But that's just how it has to be. :D

[youidiotkid.livejournal.com]

zooey is perfection. i can honestly say that if anyone were to disagree, i would have to fight them to the death D:

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

Oh, man, me too.

I love your picspams

[ladydreamer.livejournal.com]

Re: I love your picspams

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

*__________________*

brb strangling a mountain ox

Re: I love your picspams

[ladydreamer.livejournal.com]

You have single-handedly made me love Amanda Palmer, y'know. just sayin'

Re: I love your picspams

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

EXCELLENT. She is a very lovable person! She's directing a play at her old high school right now. :]

Re: I love your picspams

[ladydreamer.livejournal.com]

Hee hee. That's so cool. :D

I lurv her "eyebrows"

[constructedmind.livejournal.com]

brb, died and gone to heaven.

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

Heaven = full of hot ladies. Truth.

[two-grey-rooms.livejournal.com]

♥__________________♥ there is absolutely no room for ethical conundrums with this magnitude of hotness in the way, all right. omg.

This is...too self-evident to really merit commentary, but Ima say it anyway: AMANDA FUCKING PALMER. IS. FUCKING AMAZING.

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

YOU CAN NEVER SAY THAT ENOUGH.

[iamsupernova.livejournal.com]

Omg, Christina Hendricks in Jayne's hat ♥___♥

Also, who is this Jess Origliasso lady? She's hot.

Also Maggie Gyllenhaal is so adoreble!

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

Jess Origliasso is from the Veronicas, a v. catchy pop band from Australia! They toured with the JoBros, which is kind of weird since most of their songs are about all the sexytimes they wish they were having.

[iamsupernova.livejournal.com]

Ahahahahhaah oh JoBros. Oh sexytimes. Ahahaha.

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

True fact: I have a picture of Kevin Jonas on my ceiling. I mean, I didn't put it there myself- my little sister did once when I was having a bad day because she knows he's my favourite and she thought it would cheer me up- but still, Ceiling Jonas is watching me masturbate. :(

CEILING JONAS IS WATCHING YOU MASTURBATE

[iamsupernova.livejournal.com]

oh god oh god I am never going to stop laughing oh god oh goddddddd

[sunshinesounds.livejournal.com]

My friend is currently living with Amanda Palmer's assistant and has a picture of herself between Amanda's legs.

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

O.O

whut

[twobit.livejournal.com]

you and me and the boner party guy should hang out sometime and respectfully objectify women

ps. i hope your appreciation of christina hendricks means you watch mad men, because TALK ABOUT YOUR AWESOME LADIES HOLY SHIT THAT SHOW

mad men

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

I've only seen a few episodes, but I'm gonna watch the rest of it as soon as I can because it is amazingggg. We analyzed it in Women's Studies last semester!

(also boner party is the best blog ever)

[affably.livejournal.com]

It is an ethical conundrum, let me tell you.

I know the struggle! But at the same time...LADIES!