Picspams: better than cough syrup, y/n?

[ishyface]

Guysssssssssssss I am so sick it isn't even funny. My nose is stuffy and my throat is sore and my stomach hurts and I've got all these weirdass pains in my joints and I THINK I HAVE THE PLAGUE. :(

First off: Zooey Deschanel!





















































Tegan Quin!




































Jess Origliasso!





































I usually hate blonde hair- dark hair looks better on almost everybody- but I've gotta admit that she is rockin' it.









Also, with the Black Parade jacket and the paaaaaale skin she looks kind of like Garry Way here. And there's just no bad there.




Rosario Dawson!




















Greta Salpeter!




















Amanda Palmer!











































































Please note: Amanda Palmer is so hot she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. (Thanks you, Megan Fox.)


Olivia Wilde!




















Michelle Rodriguez!














Sasha Grey!
































Jenny Owen Youngs!

























Alicia Simmons-Way-Pain-Let's-Stick-A-Couple-More-Hyphens-In-Here-Just-For-Kicks!

























































Maggie Gyllenhaal!













































Christina Hendricks!




























Confession time: Sometimes I feel bad about making these picspams. Because they are full of ladies! And as a feminist, I disapprove of objectifying the ladies, but as a person who is into ladies, I fully approve of ladies being hot and awesome. It is an ethical conundrum, let me tell you.



An ethical conundrum that is solved by Christina Hendricks being ridiculously hot.

Comments

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

Jess Origliasso is from the Veronicas, a v. catchy pop band from Australia! They toured with the JoBros, which is kind of weird since most of their songs are about all the sexytimes they wish they were having.

[iamsupernova.livejournal.com]

Ahahahahhaah oh JoBros. Oh sexytimes. Ahahaha.

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

True fact: I have a picture of Kevin Jonas on my ceiling. I mean, I didn't put it there myself- my little sister did once when I was having a bad day because she knows he's my favourite and she thought it would cheer me up- but still, Ceiling Jonas is watching me masturbate. :(

CEILING JONAS IS WATCHING YOU MASTURBATE

[iamsupernova.livejournal.com]

oh god oh god I am never going to stop laughing oh god oh goddddddd