Tidbits of News

- Still following This Is Now when I should be having a life.
- Need to get new books sometime soon.
- Now have a Siouxsie poster on my wall. She looks highly discomforted by the people she's sharing a wall with.
- Went to Caitlin's party, which was, of course, marvelous beyond human imagination. And I shall be going to James' INTENSE movie night on Friday and Jill's party on Saturday. OMG so social. One. One. Eleven.
- Need suggestions for music for Shagfest 2004. Have thus far decided on Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Strokes, and Hole circa 1998, none of which is really party music.
- Am beginning either to hate Pelle Almqvist or develop a crush on him.
- Want to plug into the Universe and tap the forces of the Divine.
- Also want a Coke. And the Franz Ferdinand album.
- Saw Jennifer Hollet downtown yesterday.
- No, really.
- Am Unwashed, and Somewhat Slightly Dazed.

~Jehane

Death!

Your Suicide Note by prisoner655321
Your Name
Your Age
Title of the note	WHY GOD WHY!?!?!?!
Most memorable line	I just listened to too much NIN
How many people will read it	24
When you will be forgotten	November 10, 2004
How will you do the deed?	asked some german cannibal to eat you.
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The most memorable line sounds quite likely, really.

What Will Be Your Overly Melodramatic Death? by Celaeno
Name:
Gender:
Are you beautiful?
Your death:	Crushed by an elephant between two virgins at the moment of climax.
Your parting words:	"The treasure is buried... *death rattle*"
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I suppose there are worse ways to die.
'Course, if elephants are on top of you it's unlikely that anyone will actually hear your last words...

Life, Death and Beyond by happyheathen77
Username
Favourite Colour
Age
When you die	September 21, 2052
How you die	Ritual sacrifice to Elmo
Type of funeral	Creamation
Reincarnated as...	Slug
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TICKLE ME HELLMO STRIKES AGAIN!

The Sordid Details of Your Death by deltashade
Name
Age
Date of death	September 4, 2022
Reason for death	Torn apart by the vacuum of space
Last words	"Quit laughing. You're next."
Where You End Up	Heaven
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Given my druthers, I druther not go to Heaven. All the interesting people and good musicians are in Hell. Or will be someday.