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The marks are in, folks...
Nov. 8th, 2004 08:10 pmAfrican Canadian Studies: 91%
Biology 11: 80%
European History: 100%
French Language Arts: 90%
w00+.
I think someone should come over and make me dinner. That would be splendid.
Ah, well. I'll probably find it hiding underneath a cupboard somewhere, or something.
Also, I think I have narrowed down all of my possible career choices to the Top Ten.
10. Weatherman
Pro: Pointing at things on a shifty map.
Con: Pointing at things on a shifty map.
9. Squatter
Pro: Would be able to inhabit someone else's house without their knowledge or consent.
Con: Might be a tad illegal.
8. Ancient Grecian statesman
Pro: Would get to experience world's first ever democracy. And get really fat and eat grapes.
Con: Athens is so over.
7. Professional drag king
Pro: Could prance about onstage for a living; might get to meet RuPaul.
Con: Cannot prance very well.
6. Scotsman
Pro: Kilt. Bagpipes. Thick-and-unintelligible-yet-sexually-appealing brogue.
Con: Low pay. Unfortunate drafts. Haggis.
5. Rock star
Pro: Could make music onstage and a fool out of myself backstage for living; might get to meet David Bowie.
Con: Cannot play instrument or sing.
4. Cynical movie critic
Pro: Would get to go see movies for free, bitch about the crappy ones, and then get paid for it.
Con: Knowing me, I'd pick the shitty movies, thinking they would be good, and skip the decent ones. If this seems a bit farfetched, remember: I was the one who thought that The Master of Disguise wouldn't be a putrid turd.
3. Puppet-maker (or master, depending on my mood)
Pro: Why WOULDN'T I want to do this? It'd be like making my own little wooden army! On strings!
Plus, my sister is terrified of puppets.
Con: You remember back in Tech Ed when you'd have to build a tower out of uncooked spaghetti and there would be that one kid who'd accidentally glue the spaghetti to the table and snap the noodles and drop the tower once they'd actually finished it and hand in nothing but a broken spiky mess of pasta and hot glue? That was me in ninth grade. No motor skills at all. Might come in handy when making puppets.
2. Editor
Pro: Would get to rip others' works into tiny little pieces.
Con: Would probably feel bad about doing so.
1. Accomplished, award-winning novelist
Pro: Fame. Fortune. Personal happiness.
Con: Shyeah, right.
EDIT: Right, wrong marks. Damn.
Biology 11: 80%
European History: 100%
French Language Arts: 90%
w00+.
I think someone should come over and make me dinner. That would be splendid.
Ah, well. I'll probably find it hiding underneath a cupboard somewhere, or something.
Also, I think I have narrowed down all of my possible career choices to the Top Ten.
10. Weatherman
Pro: Pointing at things on a shifty map.
Con: Pointing at things on a shifty map.
9. Squatter
Pro: Would be able to inhabit someone else's house without their knowledge or consent.
Con: Might be a tad illegal.
8. Ancient Grecian statesman
Pro: Would get to experience world's first ever democracy. And get really fat and eat grapes.
Con: Athens is so over.
7. Professional drag king
Pro: Could prance about onstage for a living; might get to meet RuPaul.
Con: Cannot prance very well.
6. Scotsman
Pro: Kilt. Bagpipes. Thick-and-unintelligible-yet-sexually-appealing brogue.
Con: Low pay. Unfortunate drafts. Haggis.
5. Rock star
Pro: Could make music onstage and a fool out of myself backstage for living; might get to meet David Bowie.
Con: Cannot play instrument or sing.
4. Cynical movie critic
Pro: Would get to go see movies for free, bitch about the crappy ones, and then get paid for it.
Con: Knowing me, I'd pick the shitty movies, thinking they would be good, and skip the decent ones. If this seems a bit farfetched, remember: I was the one who thought that The Master of Disguise wouldn't be a putrid turd.
3. Puppet-maker (or master, depending on my mood)
Pro: Why WOULDN'T I want to do this? It'd be like making my own little wooden army! On strings!
Plus, my sister is terrified of puppets.
Con: You remember back in Tech Ed when you'd have to build a tower out of uncooked spaghetti and there would be that one kid who'd accidentally glue the spaghetti to the table and snap the noodles and drop the tower once they'd actually finished it and hand in nothing but a broken spiky mess of pasta and hot glue? That was me in ninth grade. No motor skills at all. Might come in handy when making puppets.
2. Editor
Pro: Would get to rip others' works into tiny little pieces.
Con: Would probably feel bad about doing so.
1. Accomplished, award-winning novelist
Pro: Fame. Fortune. Personal happiness.
Con: Shyeah, right.
EDIT: Right, wrong marks. Damn.