"You're just jealous because I'm a tap-dancing ballerina fairy princess veterinarian!"

Kerrin, after reading the U2 slash* I wrote for her birthday: Know what the funniest part about that was?
Me, warily: What?
Kerrin: When I pictured The Edge in my head he still had his hat on.

FAMINE IS TOMORROW! I'M VERY EXCITED! (Which, taken out of context, just sounds heartless.) I'm FINALLY getting to stay overnight in a SCHOOL!
This, in case you didn't know, has been a dream of mine since I was very tetchy and wee. Why, I'm not entirely sure.
I must admit, though, the possibility of going an entire day without eating is a little intimidating, as I loves me food. This is not made better by the fact that I just kind of threw up everything I've eaten this evening. Ah, well. I'll just subsist off the knowledge that I am going to make a bunch of hungry Sudanese kids very fed.

I know someone who knows someone who had lunch with David Bowie in an airport in Iceland. Apparently Mr. Bowie footed the bill.
I am jealous. I wish David Bowie would show up out of nowhere and buy me lunch.

Also, this makes me so happy.

* Yeah, I know. Going to hell, here. Uh huh.