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EVERYBODY SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO redheaded_itch BECAUSE SHE IS THE BEST SISTER EVER!

Also, Houston? We have a Pope!

EDIT: According to my sister a reliable media source, this Benedict has written an official document in which he states that all religions outside of Catholicism- even other denominations of Christianity- are not real.

Dear Mr. New Pope:

This is not Peter Pan. Saying "I don't believe in other religions!" will not make the other religions drop dead. It will only piss them off and start to undo the good things the last Pope did. So, as much as I hate telling beloved religious leaders who can't start nuclear wars to shut up...
Shut up.

Respectfully,
Me

NEXT DAY EDIT: I just realized that I misspelled "birthday." I suck.