"De Profundis" and onion rings go surprisingly well together.

This is still the best joke ever.

Today I had the unique joy of (accidentally) tipping a cartful of cardboard boxes onto a three-year-old girl in bug eye sunglasses.
(To her credit she was very polite about it. Cheery, even. I love kids like that.)
I also learned that if you take the complete works of Oscar Wilde into a fast food restaurant people will stare at you something fierce.

I may be sending something in to a writing competition sometime soon.

( A meme I was tagged for. )

This is Entry Number Seven Hundred. Woo and yay.