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Things I learned today:
- Identity theft is big in Canada.
- It is a bad idea to listen to the Dresden Dolls right before a nine-hour shift. Because if you do you'll sing The Jeep Song for the rest of the day, and customers do not appreciate the assertion that it's just my stupid luck the whole of Boston drives the same black fucking truck. Apparently.
- IMs done all in caps with excessive exclamation points are highly superior to the regular kind.
- It is possible to hit yourself in the jaw with the handle of a meat slicer. I am of course the lucky bastard who discovered this fascinating bit of info.
- I mustn't write Brandon Flowers/Julian Casablancas RPS. Don't let me.
- When one purchases the Hitch-Hiker's Guide DVD at Future Shop, one receives a free towel.
- There is an ancient Mediterranean art exhibit at the NS gallery. Egypt! Greece! Rome! !!! Am v. excited. Someone should go with me.
Other than my sister and Nicolai because they do not count at all.
- My dog is allergic to fleas. Fleas.

ETA: For those interested, the Art Expedition is planned for next Sunday evening. There may also be dinner involved, if'n you like.