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Dear asshole dormmates:
We're sorry if we're being too loud (though I admit I do find it slightly ironic that YOU'RE complaining after you and your pinhead buddies stay up 'til three drinking and listening to the Black Eyed fuckin' Peas). Really. Sometimes we don't notice when we're disturbing other people and we're definitely not above a reminder to be polite. I mean, if having a British mother has taught me anything, it's that.
Hahahahhhhowever, ON WHAT PLANET IS JUST WALKING INTO SOMEONE ELSE'S ROOM OKAY? YOU KNOW, CONSIDERING YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW MY NAME (AND HAVE NOT, I MUST ADD, TRIED PARTICULARLY HARD TO FIND OUT). THERE'S A DOOR THERE, FUCKER. IT'S CLOSED FOR A REASON. NAMELY, TO KEEP YOU ALL OUT BECAUSE I HATE YOU I HATE YOU YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES AAAAAAAARGHIHATEYOU.
Next time we'll be NAKED. That ain't a promise, it's a THREAT.
No love,
Me
P.S.: And, if you want to get all nitpicky, IT'S CALLED NOT SHOUTING IN THE CORRIDOR. I mean, Jesus, you're kvetching about US and then you go trumpeting down the hall a bare half hour later, what the fuck?
God, I HATE these people.
We're sorry if we're being too loud (though I admit I do find it slightly ironic that YOU'RE complaining after you and your pinhead buddies stay up 'til three drinking and listening to the Black Eyed fuckin' Peas). Really. Sometimes we don't notice when we're disturbing other people and we're definitely not above a reminder to be polite. I mean, if having a British mother has taught me anything, it's that.
Hahahahhhhowever, ON WHAT PLANET IS JUST WALKING INTO SOMEONE ELSE'S ROOM OKAY? YOU KNOW, CONSIDERING YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW MY NAME (AND HAVE NOT, I MUST ADD, TRIED PARTICULARLY HARD TO FIND OUT). THERE'S A DOOR THERE, FUCKER. IT'S CLOSED FOR A REASON. NAMELY, TO KEEP YOU ALL OUT BECAUSE I HATE YOU I HATE YOU YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES AAAAAAAARGHIHATEYOU.
Next time we'll be NAKED. That ain't a promise, it's a THREAT.
No love,
Me
P.S.: And, if you want to get all nitpicky, IT'S CALLED NOT SHOUTING IN THE CORRIDOR. I mean, Jesus, you're kvetching about US and then you go trumpeting down the hall a bare half hour later, what the fuck?
God, I HATE these people.