I KNOW. It's like there's this elaborate system of Gay Points. Knew when you were young? Five gay points! Never slept with someone of the opposite sex?* Ten gay points! Willing to rigidly enforce a sexual binary based on arbitrary standards that no one, not now not ever, can expect to live up to? A MILLION GAY POINTS AND AN ELTON JOHN ALBUM!!!
* Because then you might have Straight Cooties. Ooh.
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on 2007-03-21 08:02 pm (UTC)* Because then you might have Straight Cooties. Ooh.