ishyface | Girlspam, Part Two: Return Of The Spam (Reply)

Lacey Mosley!

So, uh, you know how I worked at a Christian summer camp this past summer, despite being outrageously ~~gay~~ unsuited for the environment?

While I was there, I kind of got into Christian emo a little bit.

Particularly this one band, Flyleaf!

This is Lacey Mosley. She is the singer.

And she is adorable.

And dramatic.

And presumably Biblical.

But mostly adorable.

Amanda Palmer!

Same as with Lyn-Z, I'm gonna avoid commentary because it is superfluous. Just. AMANDA. *_*

Please note: the four following pictures are from a show she apparently played with BETH MOTHERFUCKING DITTO.

NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT THIS AND HENCE THE INTERNET IS ON NOTICE.

Meg White!

You probably already know who Meg White is.

Either for her band or her fake brother's model-marrying shenanigans.

However! You may not know that she is a Certified Hotass.

(And also precious.)

But she is.

Alicia Simmons!

"Sup."

Here is Alicia with her bestie, Sarah Dope! Sarah Dope is a photographer, and likes to take pictures of Alicia.

Sarah Dope also likes to take pictures of herself kissing Alicia. Sarah Dope is lucky.

You know what interests me?

Alicia is never referred to as a scene queen, despite kind of fitting the definition.

Buzznet photo shoots? Check!

Multiple hair changes? Check!

Friends with famous(ish) people? Check!

~~Dating~~ MARRIED TO a guy in a band? Check!

Ridiculous hotassery? Check!

Sure, Alicia is a bass tech, but people don't really KNOW her because of that. They knew her because of the Internet + her husband, basically.

But there still seems to be this double standard re: scene queens where it's okay to like Alicia, but liking someone like Jac Vanek is stupid. I don't know why this is, and I don't like it.

(Neither does Alicia!)

OH MAN LOOK WHO THAT HOT CHICK CHILLING WITH ALICIA IS.

IT'S...

Audrey Kitching!

Audrey Kitching is a scene queen.

She mostly works as a model, and has been doing a lot of work for Skelanimals.

Which means sometimes when I open AP she is in there, and I get way too excited.

Also, she used to date Brendon Urie.

And she hangs out with famous people a lot. (Although that dude is not famous as far as I know.)

And has a blog.

This makes some people pretty angry, because girls shouldn't be pretty and write things on the Internet, or something.

But here are some reasons for you to love Audrey Kitching:

She loves Velvet Goldmine!

(NO, that picture did not have anything to do with Velvet Goldmine, but she blogged about it once. And she's pretty. So there.)

She rocks leopard-print bikinis!

She wears tiaras!

She combines flowers and corsetry in interesting ways! (And by "interesting" I mean "SERIOUSLY AUDREY KITCHING I CANNOT TAKE THIS.")

She has ridiculous hair!

She enjoys hats!

She wears stylin' shades!

She looks like an alien princess EVEN WHILE DOING LAUNDRY. That is no small feat.

She went to Disneyland!

She is a pie-rat!

She likes bunny ears!

She... um. Sorry. Lost my train of thought.

She doesn't know how to get to the park, WHERE COULD IT BE.

She likes kitties!

AND puppies.

SHE IS SUCH A DORK. AND YOU KNOW WHAT PEOPLE LOVE? DORKS, THAT'S WHAT.

... Okay, that is a picture of her in her underwear instead of a reason. Whatever.

She is seriously gorgeous, I can't even.

Even her ridiculous scene fashion sense works for her somehow.

How? I do not know.

But signs point to MAGIC.

And she is the prettiest and I love her. The end.

Jac Vanek!

Jac Vanek is another scene queen.

(She used to be friends with Audrey, but they had a friend-breakup and no longer talk to each other.)

She dated Ryan Ross for a little while, and they were precious and wrote on each other and then when they broke up he was a douche for a while. Not so premium, Ryan Ross.

She is not a model, although she totally could be because she is ridiculously gorgeous. She is a photographer, and has gone on Warped to take pictures of bands.

(And then she got kicked off that tour for underage drinking. WHATEVER JAC I DON'T JUDGE.)

She also has a mini-business that mostly involves her selling v. scene rubber bracelets.

She also also goes to college.

Basically, her life is WAY MORE INTENSE THAN YOURS.

When she is not busy doing everything ever, she relaxes by being an enormous hippie.

And boxing.

To be honest, it took me a while to get around to liking Jac Vanek.

I think it was this picture that did it. She's just fucking gorgeous.

And also I like her photography a lot!

(The fact that a lot of it is of herself does not bother me, as I am shallow.)

The end!

Hanna Beth!

Hanna Beth is another scene queen/model/etc.

And was friends with both Jac and Audrey, but now is only friends with Jac, or... something, it's kind of confusing and you should ask

forcedmovement about it!

Anyway. Hannah Beth is hot.

Like, obscenely hot.

Even when she makes bad hair choices.

Nnngh.

She is also dating Trace Cyrus from Metro Station, which makes this shirt the most hilarious lie ever.

"LIE? WHAT IS THIS DEVILRY."

Sorry, Hanna, your boyfriend is a horseface.

You, however, are not!

So while Audrey has a reputation (undeserved in my opinion, but whatever) of being kind of bitchy and Jac is all ~intense, Hanna Beth is like a unicorn. She has a cupcake tattooed on her wrist, you guys! SHE IS MADE OF MAGIC.

Karen O!