Dammit.

[ishyface]

Dear the_rogue_ishida@hotmail.com,

Someone has registered that they have a crush on you!
To find out who click here.

With Love,
The Crush Mistress

I can't figure out who.
This bothers me way more than it should.

ETA: DUDES THAT WAS NOT CODE FOR "LET'S SIGN UP AND PELT ISH WITH CRUSHYSPAM." NO SIR IT WAS NOT.

Comments

[tentertaining.livejournal.com]

um, yes. I didn't want to think of something to say, so instead I said stuff. This happens from time to time.
AND I HAVE PEANUT BUTTER COOKIES. I THINK THAT MY MOM BOUGHT THEM BECAUSE SHE KNOWS I'LL BE ON THE BRINK OF INSANITY BECAUSE I CANNOT EAT THEM. THAT AND ALL HER... SOLID FOOD.
That's what I need! Tomorrow, I shall watch Disney movies, and it shall be grand! I could start now!
I have to look around for a pic-a-nick basket. those things are cool.

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

Ah, I see. *wise nod*
DAMN HER SOLID FOOD. THAT IS CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT THAT IS.
It should be grand indeed, unless they're crappy films like all those sequels they made for Beauty and the Beast about the power of Christmas and friendship and crack.
SHALL THERE BE PIC-A-NICKING?!

[tentertaining.livejournal.com]

*nods, and then starts to nod to the music and doesn't stop till she starts to type this.*
EVERYONE WITHIN A TWO KILOMETER RADIUS SHALL NOT BE PERMITTED TO EAT SOLID FOOD WHEN I CANNOT!
They made a sequel to Beauty and the Beast?! Fuck christmas. With a lowercase c. Friendship is good though. Never tried crack, but heard mostly bad things.
I think that there should be a pic-a-nicking, but none of that half-ass on picknick tables, but on the grass... like our... forefathers?

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

WELL OBVIOUSLY NO ONE ELSE IS IMPORTANT ENOUGH TO NEED SOLID FOOD. DUH.
They made a few sequels. One of them had an evil pipe organ. I agree, fuck Christmas.
(That reminds me of my Grinch dream.)
That is a very good plan. OUR FOREFATHERS WERE NOT PICKNICK TABLE WUSSIES.
I think I need recharging now. Night, 'Ten! *crawls off to bed*