Is it true that you lived in Italy among artists and vagrants?

[ishyface]

Me: Know what's amusing?
Kerrin: What?
Me: Listening to Liam Gallagher talk. He's all, "Roight, man, we're the best fookin' band in the fookin' world! Yeah! Where's me fookin' cigarettes?"
Kerrin: And then U2 comes along and goes "Oi, we're the best fookin' band in the fookin' world!"
Me: And then they fight to the death.
Kerrin: And then they go to the pub and drown their sorrows.
Me: And then they shag.
Kerrin: But- but it's Oasis. And U2.
Me: Doesn't matter. When musicians fight shagging must follow immediately thereafter. That's the rules... that I've just made up.
Kerrin: But that's not-
Me: Shagging.
Kerrin: It's not that-
Me: Shag. Ging.
Kerrin: But-
Me: SHAGGING.

Yesterday was a very good day.

Little Women is on. Given my druthers, I druther stay home and watch it than go to work. Because it was my favourite book when I was little and Christian Bale is quickly becoming one of my favourite actors. Also, Jo could kick Jay Gatsby's lily ass any day.
(Yeah, I know, I know. Make fun of me later.)
(... Or. You know. Now. *hangs head*)

Comments

[tentertaining.livejournal.com]

Me: You know what's amusing?
You:
Me: Kerrin after lots of coffee.

Work on a day off, that sucks. I on the other hand am grounded... kind of.

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

Kind of?

[tentertaining.livejournal.com]

I'm not really sure, to be honest.

[jonem.livejournal.com]

Little Women beats Gatsby hands down. Even if the schoolkids are dealing limes.

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

Lime-dealers. That is the best mental image ever.
Although it's also a bit worrying, since my little sister is basically 21st century Amy, and round here our limes are... er... mostly crystal meth. And apparently cocaine.
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[facemeetpalm.livejournal.com]

Gatsby was a pussy. And he had stupid hair. Jo clearly wins.

Btw? You're listening to the bestest song ever.

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

It is the bestest song ever.
Fat-bottomed girls totally make the world go round.

[facemeetpalm.livejournal.com]

They totally do!!

I don't know how it happened, but somehow over the past few weeks that has become my favourite Queen song. Aside from "Bohemian Rhapsody," obviously. Because...duh, it's "Bohemian Rhapsody."

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

WAIT.
Does Under Pressure count as a Queen song, or is it categorized as a Queen and David Bowie song and therefore in its own little genre of awesomeness?
Because I love that song like I'd love my firstborn child if I had one.

[facemeetpalm.livejournal.com]

Uhhhh...yeah, I'm pretty sure it's in its own genre of Queen/Bowie awesomeness. 'Cos it's neither exclusively a Queen nor a Bowie song. It's both. So. Yes. Totally different category altogether.

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

Excellent.
Because otherwise UP and FBG would have had to duel for best. Queen. Song. Ever.
(Okay, that would have been cool to watch, but still, no matter who won, everyone would lose in the end.)
(I have Skittles!!!)

[facemeetpalm.livejournal.com]

How would two songs duel, exactly? An epic battle of sound waves being all...sound wavey at each other? Like, the Visual Effects feature in iTunes, but with all the coloured liney things forming pictures of swords and karate chops and attacking each other?

omfg that would be SO. COOL.

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

*flail!*
WE MUST MAKE THIS HAPPEN.

[facemeetpalm.livejournal.com]

I ONLY WISH I HAD THE COMPUTER SKILLZ TO DO SO.

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

YOUR ICON.
IT'S FULL OF NAKED.
WHY IS IT FULL OF NAKED???

[facemeetpalm.livejournal.com]

DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH IT BEING FULL OF NAKED?

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

YES!!!

[facemeetpalm.livejournal.com]

GOD, REPRESSED MUCH? EMBRACE YOUR INNER NAKEDNESS. OR, BETTER YET, EMBRACE YOUR OUTER NAKEDNESS.

BUT ONLY IF IT'S NOT TOO COLD IN THE ROOM. NAKEDNESS IS REALLY ONLY APPROPRIATE IN WARMISH CLIMATES.

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

I AM NOT REPRESSED YOU SILLY CRICKET. THAT IS TERRY. NOT ME.

[facemeetpalm.livejournal.com]

THEN WHAT'S YOUR DAMAGE, MAN? NAKEDNESS IS PRETTY FUCKIN' SWANK.

[fmith.livejournal.com]

DUDE I MADE THAT FULL OF NAKED ICON.

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

SO I RECALL.
YOU SEEM TO BE PARTICULARLY FOND OF THINGS FULL OF NAKED.

[fmith.livejournal.com]

THIS IS TRUE.

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

I DISAPPROVE OF THIS!!!

Okay, I'm maybe a little repressed.

[pif-the-wuf.livejournal.com]

You've now not only stolen my sayings, you've adopted my bastard child mode of speech. I almost got angry, then I saw how it's kinda a complement to how cool I am. Now worship. Big temple. STAT!

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

Er... Whiskey Tango Foxtrot? How exactly did I steal your mode of speech?
And I don't do worship. NO TEMPLE FOR YOU.

[pif-the-wuf.livejournal.com]

Oh you know... you know....

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

...
No I don't!!!! What am I missing????

[pif-the-wuf.livejournal.com]

And now you're just mocking how clueless I am! Meanie!

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

NO I'M NOT!!!