"And the moral of the story is: Never make fun of the silly hats in Quicksandland."

Subject quote from a bedtime story I was telling Keru.

The other night I went out with Mum, Keru, and Cait.
I came back plus the new Incubus album, the Robin Black album, a Sex Pistols tee, and a pair of jeans, and minus about a foot and a half of hair.
*Dances! With glee! Gleeeeeeeeeeeee!*
My hair! Is gone! It's short!
I didn't really tell anyone I was getting it done, so everyone was all, "WTF, mate?" Caroline told me I looked boyish. SQUEE!
And, according to some people in my English class, it is "bomb." I am unsure as to whether or not I was to be "bomb"; however, they have assured me that being "bomb" is in fact a good thing.
The Robin Black album is one of those things that you can't help enjoying, but feel terribly embarassed about. The Incubus album... myeh. Not as good as I thought it would be. *Shrugs.* Least I didn't have to pay for it, though.

Went out to dinner with Mum, Maggie, and her daughters tonight. It was surprisingly fun, considering I haven't really seen Rowan and Esme since their dad died last year and I hadn't seen them for years before that. "I see you've played knifey-spoony before..." :) However, I'm fairly sure that from what I said they thing I'm an amoral perverted bitch, which saddens me. Even though it's sort of true.
I accidentally brought up Strokes slash. *Smacks forehead.* We do not talk about RPS to the conservative heteros, Ellen...
Interesting fact: Esme pegged me as a Stripes fan just because of my haircut. Quite a few people have said I look like Jack White. Someone also said Johnny Depp, which is pretty damn shibby.
You'd think that if I looked like Johnny Depp I wouldn't be single.
So I'm going to Rowan's cheerleading competition thing tomorrow. *Le groan.* I don't know why...

I saw Bowling For Columbine last night. And it was every bit as brilliant as everyone's said.
I'm curious though... you know the cartoon of American History? How would that go for Canadians?
"Once upon a time there were people who left France and England and sailed to a magical, snow-white land across the sea called Canada. They fought with each other and with the indigenous peoples until the French were all, 'This sucks, I'm gonna go smoke my cigarettes and sulk now', and the Natives were all, 'Fuck, you guys are killing us off and destroying our culture and taking our land, you bastards', and the English were all, 'Hey, we're masters of the universe!' They proceeded to act like asshats, until the Canadians decided to ask for freedom from Britain, and since they were real polite about it, they got it. And they still remained friends with the Queen, which was pretty cool, because having a monarch on your side has its perks, you know. And life was pretty good, as long as you were a straight white upper class male. Unfourtunately, a lot of people weren't, so they started pushing for changes, in between the occasional wars that we had to fight so we could stay friends with the Queen so she wouldn't blow us up. That's the only reason we did it, you know. We don't like fighting. We don't."
Um... I'm a bit delusional right now from lack of sleep, but Mom's still out drinking so I'm staying awake.

Aww, I love this picture.
But not as much as this one.

You know, when you're sleep-deprived you start to think things like, "Has anyone ever written Narnia slash? I should SO do that."

Cybercrack.


You are Morningstar! You're waiting and hoping
that the one you love has feelings for you.
Don't revolve your life around this person.
You're still young! Enjoy yourself!


Which AFI song are you?
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That's probably my favourite AFI song. Definitely my favourite from The Art Of Drowning, anyway.
Oh- did you know that Davey Havok is bisexual? I didn't know that, did you know that?


Your karmic zodiac is SCORPIO.
Good Qualities: You have a HUGE sex drive,
scorpion, and you know how to use it! With
Pluto in your court you are a master of
transformation, always leaving those around you
in awe. You are a person of great mystery, and
friends, family, and lovers are never quite
sure what to expect from you. You are very
astute in many things.
Bad Qualities: You need sex often just to maintain
normal functions. Your desire is so great it
often makes you somewhat irrational. Some
people view you as unreliable. They don't know
what you'll do from one day to the next.
Best Matches: Aries, Leo
Best to Avoid: Pisces, Virgo, Scorpio


What's your Karmic Zodiac Sign?
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Scorpios = horny, manipulative bastards. As per usual.

I am an Intellectual



Which America Hating Minority Are You?

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No, I'm not really.
Still, it's a nice thought.
Now I am going to go read slash to keep me awake. Yes I am.

~Jehane

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Dead Leaves And The Dirty Ground

Dead leaves and the dirty ground
When I know you're not around
Shiny tops and soda pops
When I hear your lips make a sound
When I hear your lips make a sound

Thirty notes in the mailbox
Will tell you that I'm coming home
And I think I'm gonna stick around
For a while so you're not alone
For a while so you're not alone

If you can hear a piano fall
You can hear me coming down the hall
If I could just hear your pretty voice
I don't think I need to see at all
I don't think I need to see at all

Soft hair and a velvet tongue
I want to give you what you give to me
And every breath that is in your lungs
Is a tiny little gift to me
Is a tiny little gift to me

I didn't feel so bad till the sun went down
Then I come home
No one to wrap my arms around
Wrap my arms around

Well any man with a microphone
Can tell you what he loves the most
And you know why you love at all
If you're thinking of the holy ghost
If you're thinking of the holy ghost

~Jehane