I Can Just Feel The Creative Juices Flowing...

Muse: Hey, bitch, get to work. *Pokes.*
Me: Ow... do I have to?
Muse: Yes. Hop to it.
Me: I- I'm really tired, and I just wanna get some sleep. Can't I please slack off just once?
Muse: Look, you promised you'd write every day. No excuses. No exceptions. Now get off your ass! You wanna finish this thing someday, right?
Me: But I have a headache!
Muse: Oh, cry me a river. *Smacks.* Raus! Raus!
Me: *sniffles* Fuck you, I'm going to bed!
Muse: Well, if you want me to abandon you for a year and a half again-
Me: *Puts pencil to paper.* Begin dictation.
Muse: THAT'S more like it.