Things what happened.

Watched the first half of Trainspotting.

Q: How do you make a dead baby float?
A: Put two scoops of dead baby in a glass of Coke.

I've been telling that joke for two years and I still love it.
(On a related note...
Q: What do you call cheese that's not yours?
A: Nacho cheese!)

I also watched the Digimon movie for the first time in several years. That was Younger Sister's idea, mind, but the fact still stands that I watched it. It was the geekiest thing I've done in a while. And I liked it.

FIRST DAY AT WORK TODAY!
It went quite well, possibly due to the fact that I took my Lucky Famine Holy-Crap-This-Is-Cool-'Cause-I'm-Sleep-Deprived Penny with me. I didn't break anything, or set anything on fire- always a plus. And I got to use a meat slicer, and sampled a very interesting sort of cheese.
I did, however, punctuate every other sentence with "Oh, CRAP. I'm sorry." And spilt honey mustard sauce all over my sleeve. Professional, yes?

Apparently, Brian Epstein shagged one of the Beatles. Bet it was John.
Angie Bowie is an interesting individual. Although I bet if I ever met her I wouldn't be able to stand her for more than five minutes before needing a very, VERY strong drink. (For those of you who don't know who she is- remember the Mandy character from Velvet Goldmine? Her.)
Also, I am not going to get excited about this. Nope.