Today, right before I went to my technical English course, I realized I was feeling kind of weird. Not bad-weird- I was just feeling a strange feeling, and it wasn't like envy, or even hungry. It was something totally new. Did I leave the gas on or something?, I asked myself. Because this is fuckin' bizarre.
And then, while I was walking to class, I found out what it was.
Holy shit, I thought. I feel kind of cool.
Of course, as soon as I realized what it was I tripped over my own feet, accidentally wrapped my headphones around a doorknob as I went down, and shouted "FUCK MOTHERFUCKER" in sheer astonishment. But it was nice while it lasted.
And then, while I was walking to class, I found out what it was.
Holy shit, I thought. I feel kind of cool.
Of course, as soon as I realized what it was I tripped over my own feet, accidentally wrapped my headphones around a doorknob as I went down, and shouted "FUCK MOTHERFUCKER" in sheer astonishment. But it was nice while it lasted.