This is mostly for Keggie, because she is down in the dumps.

So. I like My Chemical Romance. I like That 70s Show. And sometimes when I love two things at the same time TERRIBLE THINGS HAPPEN.

From: the_rogue_ishida@hotmail.com
To: keggs_713@hotmail.com
Subject: RE: Psst!
Date: Tue, 4 Mar 2008 18:38:28 -0400

Hey, Keggie, what's up? How you doin'? What's the happyhaps?

I HAVE HAD THE BEST IDEA EVER.

- Eric Foreman- Gerard Way (earnest? check. has a basement? check. mom with scary-ass hair? CHECKCHECKCHECK.)
- Donna Pinciotti- Ray Toro (The boyish redhead with a heart of gold!)
- Steven Hyde- Bob Bryar (Infinite Coolness!)
- Michael Kelso- Mikey Way (They're both named Michael! Also Gerard and Bob could make him wear the stupid helmet.)
- Jackie Burkhart- Pete Wentz (Because Pete could rock that screechy "MICHAEL" thing. Also, he would totally make Mikey buy him clogs.)
- Fez- Frank Iero (Doesn't "Iero" sound a little foreign exchange student-y? Also: both short and crass and adorable.)
- Red- Brian Schechter. (Because God knows how many times he's threatened to put his foot in Gerard's ass.)
- Kitty- Mama Way (Aforementioned scary-ass hair, drinking problem.)
- Leo- Joe Trohman (Purely for the pot.)

And then she decided that Patrick Stump should be Big Rhonda and Marilyn Manson should be Laurie (she was born with a tail!) and, well...

( This is all I've been able to think about for the past few days. )