With a side of hemophilia.

Queen Victoria: You know who's looking fine tonight? Albert of Saxe-Coburg and Gotha.
Louise Lehzen: ... Okay, you did not just say that.
Queen Victoria: What? He's a good kisser.
Louise Lehzen: He's your cousin.
Queen Victoria: Yeah, but he's my first cousin.
Louise Lehzen: Right.
Queen Victoria: So you have your cousins, and then you have your first cousins, and then you have your second cousins...
Louise Lehzen: No, honey, uh-uh.
Queen Victoria: That's not right, is it?
Louise Lehzen: That is so not right.