My current Happy Place...

[ishyface]

... is this tiny baby in footie pajamas laughing so hard he falls over.

TIIIIIIIIIIINY BABY. *seal clap*

No, Ma, I swear I'm childfree! Really!

What is making you grin like a doofus right now, flist?

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[shitgun.livejournal.com]

mmmmadonna. my need to groove outweighs my fear of her.

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

There are three kinds of people in this world: those who live in fear of Madonna, those who pretend not to live in fear of Madonna, and those who would live in fear of Madonna if they'd ever seen her scary skintight face.

[shitgun.livejournal.com]

and her scary, scary cameltoe. (ew, did i just say cameltoe? :[)