young lovers and they are not sleeping

[ishyface]

Every now and again I get the strongest urge to update my LJ. This usually happens when I am at work and have a line of twenty-seven customers, and so all I can do is sigh and hope that I remember it later. Usually by the time I get home I'll have forgotten whatever brilliant thing I was going to say about school or puppies or string cheese or whatever I was thinking about.

You are not really missing much, to be totally honest.

Today I got that urge and realized hey, I am sitting at my laptop! With a Notepad window open, even! And so I started to type a beautiful entry about what I am doing, where I feel my life is going, and what I am looking forward to in the months to come. It was pretty great.

Then I dropped my computer on the floor and had to restart it without getting the chance to save what I'd written. So it goes.*

I am graduating soon even though I thought I'd be an undergrad forever for some reason. My thoughts on that: Huh. I am going to take a year off to work so I can go to grad school in Halifax and become a foxy librarian.** My thoughts on that: Yay? I am currently working as a cashier in a grocery store. My thoughts on that: Eh. I no longer have blue hair and want to stretch my ears. My thoughts on that: Yay! I am going to get married in the near(ish) future. My thoughts on that: <333 I am pretty psyched about my life right now even if I don't have a pony yet. My thoughts on that: winning.

Here is what I look like now:



Startled hipster is startled.

Here is what I looked like in seventh grade, on picture day:



Resigned plump kid is resigned.

Aaaaaand here is a Mother Mother video:

I don't even know.

It was a lot more affecting the first time I wrote it. I hope.

What is up with everyone else?


* I believe Vonnegut meant the phrase to be used in instances such as these.

** In order to get into library school I will have to write an entrance essay. I am wondering if I should mention in mine that my desire to become a librarian is due nearly entirely to

a) the profession's sexy reputation;

b) books, books, all the time books; and

c) Rachel Weisz's character in The Mummy.

Comments

[iamsupernova.livejournal.com]

And now I can't stop thinking about what a My Little Ishypony would look like.

Probably something like this.

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

The second, I think! Fuck haters, I'm a motherfucking pony.

[private----ryan.livejournal.com]

Derpyhooves.

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

My Little Derpface.

[private----ryan.livejournal.com]

Look at your little face.

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

It is minuscule, isn't it?

[flukycoda.livejournal.com]

when i dropped my computer on the floor, it got suitably smushed and then died. what kind of monster machine is this that doesn't die when you drop it?! also i'm sure i speak for everyone on your flist when i say we all miss you around here :)

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

Blue Toshiba laptop. I've owned it since 2006. It is mostly a piece of shit, but it has taken a whole lot of abuse from me and kept on ticking. Kind of. Slowly ticking.

[xcarex.livejournal.com]

Did you ever email my delightful librarian friend? :D

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

Yes! I need to get back to her, actually - she sent me a very thoughtful, detailed description of the program that I found very helpful.

[xcarex.livejournal.com]

Oh, excellent! I am glad. :D

[two-grey-rooms.livejournal.com]

hey there, stranger. it is really super nice to see an update on How You Are Doing that isn't facebook-status bite-sized, and it is really extraordinarily super nice to see you're doing so rockingly (this needs to be an adverb). ljland misses you a lot, but i guess the real world is pretty damn lucky to have you over for tea so much more often.

also:

In order to get into library school I will have to write an entrance essay. I am wondering if I should mention in mine that my desire to become a librarian is due nearly entirely to

a) the profession's sexy reputation;

b) books, books, all the time books; and

c) Rachel Weisz's character in The Mummy.

i approve of this so hard it hurts. rock the fuck on \o/.

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

Heyyy. :D I miss LJLand sporadically, but generally not enough to come back full time. I might blog a bit more in the summer, though, now that being an undergrad is a nonissue!

The Mummy, man. It's just so good. Like Justin Beiber's pizza.