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1) The apartment was filled with rats, and we had to kill them with our shoes. They crawled out of the walls and the cupboards and when I went to my room I found thousands of tiny dead ones tucked away behind my posters. I could smell them everywhere.

2) The world was being taken over by gigantic metal squid monsters. I could see all the buildings knocked down and the water flooding the street and every single street light flickered in the daytime. Even though it was the Apocalypse and you'd think people would have more important things on their minds, Britney Spears was still getting her picture taken.

3) Cobra Starship broke up.

GUESS WHICH ONE ACTUALLY FREAKED ME OUT.
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A brief (considering) list of things that make me happy:

- Strawberry oil.
- My newly-discovered love for Cobra Starship.*
- The Importance of Being Earnest.**
- Striped shirts.
- The Juno version of "Anyone Else But You."
- Secretly listening to the Spice Girls.
- Talking about Victorian feminism with Dr. Grant (with bonus digressions about how much he loved 101 Dalmatians).
- My genderqueer skellington hoodie, as sort of seen here.***
- Three-in-the-morning conversations in our living room.
- Hot apple cider (with extra sugar and cinnamon).
- Frank Iero.

* I have decided that every time I am on a plane in the future, I am going to play "Snakes On A Plane" upon take-off. I have already done this once; it was fantabulous.

** In the quite unlikely event that I ever act again,**** it would be to play Algernon.

*** Okay, so it's mostly a picture of one of my cats, but he's a fuckin' adorable cat.

**** I was in The Wizard of Oz in grade four. After that I retired from the stage, aside from my dual role in twelfth grade's Who's Hamlet Again? My illustrious acting career, ladies, gents, and others.

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