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[ishyface]

Last night, right before I went to sleep, I decided that I needed to write a fic in which Luna becomes the new conductor of the Knight Bus.
I'd hoped that in the morning it wouldn't seem like a good idea.
No such luck.

Also, apparently I'm a Satanist.

You scored as Satanism. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism. </td> Satanism 83% Paganism 75% agnosticism 75% Buddhism 75% Hinduism 63% atheism 63% Islam 58% Christianity 42% Judaism 29% Which religion is the right one for you? (new version) created with QuizFarm.com

The Catholic in me is horrified. But that's okay, because the Catholic in me is always horrified. Or, rather, appalled.

ETA: When you wash dishes and have some "dried on" food on them, just wiping your dish rag over the dish does not remove it all. You must use some elbow grease, and may even require a "scrub pad" of some kind to remove it all.
Well, some demons are the same way. Just saying "come out in the name of JESUS" does not always insure a "clean plate". The demon may be "dried on" for some reason like being involved in witchcraft, holding unforgiveness, etc. This requires the "scrub pad" of the Holy Spirit...

"The scrub pad of the Holy Spirit." I love Demonbuster.

Comments

[daniellafromage.livejournal.com]

That would be the GREATEST FIC EVER.

[fmith.livejournal.com]

It makes me so incredibly happy that you're listening to that song. Because I am too.

the night whispers to me
while the clock tower leans
where the whores used to hang
before the town got mean

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

Heh. I figured I'd get a response like that.

the kufs is my idol

[fmith.livejournal.com]

You know me a little too well.

Re: the kufs is my idol

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

What does his guitar say, something throat? (I really want it to say "deep throat." I'm a terrible person.)

*uses other journal*

[mylistofpoints.livejournal.com]

CUT throat.

Re: *uses other journal*

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

Damn.
(Hello, other!fmith!)

[eljuno.livejournal.com]

My favourite demonbuster thing is the explanation of diabetes. I mean, I always thought that my father was sick because his tissues had decreased sensitivity to insulin, and he stopped needing so much insulin because of the gastric bypass thingie.

Now I know that he was actually posessed by a squid-demon and, theoretically, had some form of exorcism. THANK YOU, DEMONBUSTER! Now stop the damned MIDI.

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

I can't decide which one I love more, the one about playing cards being a tool of Satan or the one about Jesus hating Christmas.
Actually, I think that one might win, because "Face it or not, Believer, THAT TREE IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR LIVING ROOM IS A CURSED MONUMENT TO THE PAGAN GOD, TAMMUZ" is just... beautiful.

[mondelias.livejournal.com]

Please, please, please tell me that demonbuster is a satire site...

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

I am fairly certain it is.
Which is a shame because it'd be funnier if it wasn't.

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

You are.
You filthy, filthy heathen.

[tentertaining.livejournal.com]

Last night, right before I went to sleep, or maybe while I was sleeping I had many dreamlike things while I was reading all these diffrent LJ comments and there was this hippy-like thing about it and me and... well that's all.
And, um good luck with your writings, and ah, worshipings.
ps) Did you call me?
pps) Are you good for camping wednesday on the island?

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

I had a dream like that once. I think it was at that point that I decided I spent too much time on the Internet.
Needless to say I did not change my habits at all.
And LJ IS very hippie-like, in a way. The whole world coming together to bitch, moan, and squee.
P.S.: Don't think so, unless I sleepwalked, which is entirely likely these days.
P.P.S.: Wednesday is good for me.
(I just asked Mum. The first thing she said was "No drugs." The second was "D'ye want me to buy you a pack of condoms?"
*headdesk, repeatedly*)

[tentertaining.livejournal.com]

Much bad hibit for me, too. But I was lying in bed and thinking, hm... I get the feeling Elcifer replied to my comment. And here I am. And yes, you did.
It's so true. Like a big, round, jolly hippy. With a long beard, regardless of gender. And the munchies. Maybe wants some peach juice.
ps) Alright, mom said she thought it was you. *just got e-mail for wrinkle remover.* Ah! Botox!
pps) Most excellent. So between the middle of dusty nowheres and on an island (which just recently I was told we have to walk to at low tide) do you still think that we should go to the island? Now I realize I'm the one organising this all so all of the fate of us is up to me! MUIHAHAHAHA.. ha!
(the first: No probelemo. Liquids don't count, right? the second: heh. hehe. hehheh. oh dear. Your mom makes me happy. HM, it hit me that when I go out for the night my mom says, "don't be silly, you know what I mean" and I think it JUST occured to me that she means "don't bang")

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

Woah. You have, like, ESPN or something.
No way. If LJ drank anything it would either be espresso or green tea.
P.S.: Bleh. Botox.
P.P.S.: Which one is easier to give directions to? THAT'S the important question.
(The first: No, liquids don't count... unless she actually reads this in which case YES THEY DO WE ARE NOT GOING TO DRINK. WE SHALL SIT WITH OUR HANDS FOLDED AND PLAY CANASTA. It's probably really hard to play Canasta with folded hands, but we're just that cool, see. The second: Mothers. They always worry about exactly the things they've no need to.)

[tentertaining.livejournal.com]

tee hee. I did win twenty five bucks at work, and then Brad was testing me with flipping a coin and eventually it fell on the road and it was too dark to see, so he gave up. But I was doing well!!!
Hm, maybe it was me who wanted peach juice. I'd like a shot of expresso right now.
ps) Frig. I know. *shakes head half-sadly*
pps) It's much easier for me to give directions to the one in the middle of noweheres, ironically enough, plus at the island theres often parties there. Well, hah, probally not on a wednesday night... but yeah, I know the exact directions to the one that we won't have to swim back if the tide is high.
(The first: Alright, I can never tell, because everyone says 'drugs AND alcohol' *did the holy cross reflex with my two index fingers towards the phrase instinctivly* How do you play canasta? I'll use my mind powers so I can sit on my hands to play, however you do it. The second: Wow, it's SO true, and kinda funny.)

[tentertaining.livejournal.com]

I just had a thought. We could go to Cranberry Lake too! And this time, we won't get swarmed! Which would your mom be better with?

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

Oh dear. I do not think she would be "down", as those crazy kids say, with the Cranberry thing. In fact, one might even say she'd think it was whack.
holyfucknutsineedsleep

[tentertaining.livejournal.com]

Wow, four o' clock in the morning. Alrighty, now I give you directions for the-place-we-intended-on-going-to in the first place and the people we intended on invited at first,(You, me, Ryan, Neil).

*deep breath*

Okay, we always start out at Tantallon Superstore to pick up anything we need for camping, and then we walk down to the road and take a left, go straight through those lights, and after the trainstation giftshop (looks like a train) there is a road on the right, and you take that road, you walk for like an long hour untill you hit the 103 highway, cross, keep going down that road, untill there's a fork in it, and then you take the left side, you keep going, they'll be a sign with the number one, than two, than three, and after 3 there's a clearing on the right and that would be the campsite :D! I maybe I should try to get us all a drive out there, BUT I don't know how good of an idea that is. Walking there is always fun, and adds to the antici....... pation.

[tentertaining.livejournal.com]

damnit damnit damnit. Neil can't come, Ryan can't come. Damnit damnit.

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

Why not?!

[tentertaining.livejournal.com]

Ryan is being dragged to Upperclents.
Neil got an acting audition.

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

DAMN THEM AND THEIR LIVES.
Do you want to do it another time, or...?