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Jun. 21st, 2005 06:56 pmDear Mom:
"Going camping with some friends" ≠ "participating in a ritualistic orgy in the forest."
"Going camping with some friends" = "going camping with some friends."
Ergo, taking me aside, giving me concerned, hip-to-the-new-millenium sexual advice and offering to buy me protection = completely unnecessary.
Thoroughly humiliated, thankssomuch,
Me
"Going camping with some friends" ≠ "participating in a ritualistic orgy in the forest."
"Going camping with some friends" = "going camping with some friends."
Ergo, taking me aside, giving me concerned, hip-to-the-new-millenium sexual advice and offering to buy me protection = completely unnecessary.
Thoroughly humiliated, thankssomuch,
Me