Is it true that you lived in Italy among artists and vagrants?

Me: Know what's amusing?
Kerrin: What?
Me: Listening to Liam Gallagher talk. He's all, "Roight, man, we're the best fookin' band in the fookin' world! Yeah! Where's me fookin' cigarettes?"
Kerrin: And then U2 comes along and goes "Oi, we're the best fookin' band in the fookin' world!"
Me: And then they fight to the death.
Kerrin: And then they go to the pub and drown their sorrows.
Me: And then they shag.
Kerrin: But- but it's Oasis. And U2.
Me: Doesn't matter. When musicians fight shagging must follow immediately thereafter. That's the rules... that I've just made up.
Kerrin: But that's not-
Me: Shagging.
Kerrin: It's not that-
Me: Shag. Ging.
Kerrin: But-
Me: SHAGGING.

Yesterday was a very good day.

Little Women is on. Given my druthers, I druther stay home and watch it than go to work. Because it was my favourite book when I was little and Christian Bale is quickly becoming one of my favourite actors. Also, Jo could kick Jay Gatsby's lily ass any day.
(Yeah, I know, I know. Make fun of me later.)
(... Or. You know. Now. *hangs head*)