I'm irresponsible, I'm a quitter and I couldn't kill a cow with a hammer. What do you say to that?

Ricky: Hey, hey, hey, Foreman! Where's that big Fatso smile?
Eric: Ricky, how'd you start working at Fatso Burger?
Ricky: Great story! I was gonna go to college, but then they made me assistant manager, just threw the money at me, so I never got to go. But now I'm my own boss!
Eric: ...
Ricky: Well, that's not true. I answer to a lot of people.
Eric: ... Okay, I quit now.
Ricky: Oh, yeah, I certainly would.

Today at work I found a shirt that said "Love Smile Princess Angel Happy Fun."

... Who wears things like that? Little girls who fart rainbows and belch unicorns?