I'm irresponsible, I'm a quitter and I couldn't kill a cow with a hammer. What do you say to that?

[ishyface]

Ricky: Hey, hey, hey, Foreman! Where's that big Fatso smile?
Eric: Ricky, how'd you start working at Fatso Burger?
Ricky: Great story! I was gonna go to college, but then they made me assistant manager, just threw the money at me, so I never got to go. But now I'm my own boss!
Eric: ...
Ricky: Well, that's not true. I answer to a lot of people.
Eric: ... Okay, I quit now.
Ricky: Oh, yeah, I certainly would.

Today at work I found a shirt that said "Love Smile Princess Angel Happy Fun."

... Who wears things like that? Little girls who fart rainbows and belch unicorns?

Comments

[fmith.livejournal.com]

Unicorn belches are awesome. And could the shirt be worn ironically?

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

Maybe if the person wearing it was ridiculously butch and hairy.

... Hmm. I wonder if it's still there.

[fmith.livejournal.com]

Go for it, dude.

[mresundance.livejournal.com]

Tardis FTW. :D

[caroline31.livejournal.com]

That shirt sounds like my Chinese stationery. Does it by any chance come with bubble tea?

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

No bubble tea, alas. Bubble letters, though!

(DUDE WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN SERIOUSLY. WE NEED TO DO STUFF. EPIC STUFF. IN THE SCANT FIVE HOURS OF THE DAY WHEN I'M NOT WORKING.)

[(Anonymous)]

I HAVE BEEN DOING THE LORD'S WORK. WHICH MOSTLY INVOLVES DRIVING FOR SEVERAL HOURS TO SLEEP ON HARD SURFACES AND DIALOGUE WITH OTHER LIKE-MINDED INDIVIDUALS ABOUT MANDATES AND FAITH JOURNEYS.

I ONLY DISCUSSING GOD ON SUNDAY MORNING THIS WEEKEND, THOUGH. LIKE MOST SENSIBLE PEOPLE. WHEN ARE YOU NOT WORKING? I'M UP FOR A GOOD EPIC.

[caroline31.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah. That was me. I s'pose that's obvious. But for the record. That was me.

[uncommon-crow.livejournal.com]

Little girls who fart rainbows and belch unicorns?

I'm so putting this in a graphic novel someday.

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

If there's a girl who farts rainbows and belches unicorns she should be named Tiffannee Fluffercakes.

[uncommon-crow.livejournal.com]

YES.

Er, by the way, on the subject of graphic novels, I gots a question for you...

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

Ask away, grasshopper.

[mresundance.livejournal.com]

ButIwearashirtthatsays"LoveSmilePrincessAngelHappyFun"*sniffle*.

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

Do you, coincidentally, fart rainbows?

[mresundance.livejournal.com]

ONLYAFTEREATINGSRILANKIANCURRY.

Every freakin' time man.

[jilly-ma-bean.livejournal.com]

was it pink? and would it fit me? i tottaly want that shirt

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

I think it may have been pink, yes.

[youidiotkid.livejournal.com]

I like rainbows. And I love unicorns.
But I would never wear that shirt o_0

[andyandy123.livejournal.com]

i assume the shirt was tiny?

if it was my size, i'd be all over it! (well, i guess, the other way around)

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

Yeah, pretty tiny. I think it was a ladies' small.

[crazykawaii.livejournal.com]

That definitely sounds like about half the shirts I see here in Japan... in fact, I wouldn't be surprised if I saw that exact shirt at some point.