Did Mummy say anything before she was turned into a Scotsman?

[ishyface]

Mr. Grant, bustling in: Okay, guys. Here's the thing. I was thinkin' about the story we were talkin' about last class, about Laura Secord and her cow, and I got to thinkin'... wouldn't that be a great name for a band?

Then he turns on the overhead, where we can read the following:

Laura Secord and the Cows- "I Don't Want No Udder"

When you're not around
I'm a boat without a rudda
Why don't you come around
We can talk to one anudda

Baby you're so sweet
You remind me of my mudda
You're the only one I need
I don't want no udder

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Instrumental Break]

[Chorus]

Mr. Grant, beaming: Eh? Isn't that a great name for an indie band? I figure it'll sound like a mix between R.E.M. and 50 Cent!

And then he rapped the entire thing. Including the moo.

Comments

[uncommon-crow.livejournal.com]

Oh dear.

*gives up and collapses on the floor, laughing*

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

:D!

[mresundance.livejournal.com]

Dude.

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

I KNOW MAN.

[box-head-man.livejournal.com]

what


what




what





what

i....

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

Does that get the Tip of the Hat or the Wag of the Finger?

[box-head-man.livejournal.com]

my universe....

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

IS BLOWN like Prince Charles in a hunting lodge.

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

I rather thought so. :D

[shitgun.livejournal.com]

please give him a hug for me. and also, hi we should start that band. except no rapping. because IT BE SCARY, YO.
and isn't laura secord the brand of seasoning, or something?

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

He said that if anyone's interested in forming it we should meet him in the gym on Friday. SO MUCH LOVE.

Laura Secord is the ice cream lady who said "TAKE ME TO FITZGIBBON (BITCHES)." That is the extent of my knowledge.

[missdeathie.livejournal.com]

HEE.

lmfao, wait, what?

[jonem.livejournal.com]

Oh, dear lord.

*cracks up*

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

*moos along*

[bleedingcherub.livejournal.com]

Like Regina's Fidelity..


MOO-OO-OO-OO-OO-OO-OO-OO-OO-OO-OOOOOO

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

Actually, it made me think of Rent.

MOO WITH ME!!!

[flukycoda.livejournal.com]

omg, that is too funny. yay for mad professors!

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

He IS mad.

I think all Scotsmen are a little bit mad, kilts and all. That is what makes them so loveable.