Did Mummy say anything before she was turned into a Scotsman?

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Mr. Grant, bustling in: Okay, guys. Here's the thing. I was thinkin' about the story we were talkin' about last class, about Laura Secord and her cow, and I got to thinkin'... wouldn't that be a great name for a band?

Then he turns on the overhead, where we can read the following:

Laura Secord and the Cows- "I Don't Want No Udder"

When you're not around
I'm a boat without a rudda
Why don't you come around
We can talk to one anudda

Baby you're so sweet
You remind me of my mudda
You're the only one I need
I don't want no udder

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Instrumental Break]

[Chorus]

Mr. Grant, beaming: Eh? Isn't that a great name for an indie band? I figure it'll sound like a mix between R.E.M. and 50 Cent!

And then he rapped the entire thing. Including the moo.

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